Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

New Phone Number

I am pleased to announce that there is a new phone number that is much easier to remember for those wishing to reach the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign.  The new phone number is (507) – AHMNODT or (507) 246-6638.

I had received a few complaints about my old phone number from people saying it was too hard to remember.  As for those of you who have a hard time spelling my name, just remember this anagram:

A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters.

The campaign keeps looking more professional everyday and I have yet to spend a penny on it.  This is because I am a fiscal conservative who doesn’t like to spend money if it doesn’t have to be spent.  The only “frivolous” spending I plan on doing as president as a $375 million statue of Vanna White to be standing in front of the White House.

January 13, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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