About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
New Phone Number
I am pleased to announce that there is a new phone number that is much easier to remember for those wishing to reach the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign. The new phone number is (507) – AHMNODT or (507) 246-6638.
I had received a few complaints about my old phone number from people saying it was too hard to remember. As for those of you who have a hard time spelling my name, just remember this anagram:
A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters.
The campaign keeps looking more professional everyday and I have yet to spend a penny on it. This is because I am a fiscal conservative who doesn’t like to spend money if it doesn’t have to be spent. The only “frivolous” spending I plan on doing as president as a $375 million statue of Vanna White to be standing in front of the White House.
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January 13, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, satire | anagrams, fiscal conservative, frivolous spending, phone numbers, statue, Vanna White | 2 Comments