About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Where Was I?
I get much of my inspiration to blog from the shenanigans in our nation’s capitol. When everybody in Washington is on vacation, then there is not much to write about. Congresspeople call their time off “State Work Period” but most of them won’t have to work hard as the cards are set in their favor to be re-elected.
People like to harp on President Obama for heading to Cape Cod for ten days. But if Congress is on vacation, there isn’t much for a president to do. There’s nothing to sign into law or to veto because nobody is around to write laws worth signing into law or vetoing. He can make an executive order from anywhere. It’s one of the cool things about being president.
The one thing a politician has done in the last month that I have been able to comment on was when New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino stole a portion of my platform.
I was able to do some campaigning this past weekend and will be making a campaign stop in Sterling Forest, NY near the New York Renaissance Faire. I will not be campaigning inside the Faire grounds because the sight of men wearing tights makes me queasy.
I am back and will be around for a long time.
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September 6, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | Cape Cod, hiatus, laws, New York Renaissance Faire, Obama, Sterling Forest, vacation, veto | 2 Comments