The House, The Senate, Obama, and the Need for Independents
The “Payroll Tax Cut” is set to expire on January 1. President Obama wanted to extend the tax cut for another year. The Senate passed an extension for two months. The House passed it for a year. Since the House and Senate passed different versions of the bill, they were supposed to have members of both chambers meet and hammer out the difference. The problem is the Senate has adjourned for the holidays and will not return until after the New Year. The President now wants the House to pass the Senate version, but the House refuses to vote on it.
President Obama is a Democrat and the Senate has a Democratic Party majority, but the Republican Party has a majority in the House. This bill is being labeled as a “Jobs Bill” (though I don’t know if this is supposed to generate jobs or is a tribute to Steve Jobs.) The problem is that recently, both Democrats and Republicans have titled bills that have nothing to do with the laws they want to pass. This practice has to end and the only way it can end is by voting for Independents like myself.
Since people don’t want to be mislead (I could be wrong here based on the politicians people vote for and re-elect), they should vote for people who won’t mislead. Republicans and Democrats mislead. They have mislead and switched positions with each other time and time again.
Obama and Democrats were elected in large part to bring a quick end to the Iraq War. Not only did that war not end quickly and we’re still fighting in Afghanistan, but he managed to send troops to Libya. Republicans, who were against withdrawing from Iraq, questioned why we were bringing troops to Libya. Once Gadaffi was removed, Republicans were complaining that we were leaving Libya too early and we needed more troops there.
Instead of voting for the two parties, vote for independents. They don’t have an ever-changing party platform to cling to. All we Independents have is our word, and if we go against our word, we won’t be re-elected as we don’t have party pundits to spin our actions or our words.
An Endorsement from a CEO
The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is pleased to announce that he has been endorsed by none other than Apple CEO Steve Jobs. It comes as a pleasant surprise and is much appreciated.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs endorses Ahmnodt Heare for President.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Reassessment
I am not where I want to be with my campaign. While some things have improved, there is a glaring omission in 2012 that was a big part of my 2008 campaign. I am of course talking about the celebrity endorsements. It has been a long time since a celebrity has stepped up and endorsed me.
It all started with Tom DeLay. He was extremely dissatisfied with the field of candidates the Republicans had in 2008. He jumped ranks and became the first famous person to endorse me.Before you know it, he was sent to prison for “ethics violations”, but I suspect foul play. Tom DeLay is a nice man.
Tom DeLay
Another famous person connected to politics was Levi Johnston. He almost became Sarah Palin’s son-in-law. The problem was that Johnston was no fan of John McCain even with Palin on the ticket. He let the Palins know who he endorsed on the Palins’ Wasilla lawn:
Levi Johnston
Another famous person who was cursed by endorsing me was former Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski. He was another person who found himself in a federal prison soon after he endorsed me.
Dennis Kozlowski
The fate of these people is minimal compared to what happened to the next person to endorse me. Apple Computer Company founder Steve Jobs suddenly came down with pancreatic cancer a few months after endorsing me. I am not normally a conspiracy theorist, but a billionaire who could have gotten the best health care ever with his money ended up dying anyway.
Steve Jobs
There has been a large outcry from people who want to contribute to my campaign despite my “penniless campaign” pledge. I had resisted for the longest time, but I do not want to disappoint all those people who want to contribute. I will have a one-time money bomb on the 31st of this month. This will be the ONLY time I will accept contributions. The money raised from the campaign will be used for things like ad time, yard signs, and tattoos. There will be more information in the days to come.
Don’t forget “Orgies for Abstinence V” on Friday!
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April 10, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, endorsement, humor, politics, satire | campaign contributions, conspiracy theory, Dennis Kozlowski, Levi Johnston, Money Bomb, Steve Jobs, Tom DeLay | 6 Comments