Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Thanks to “Alien Ramone”

Special thanks are in order for “Alien Ramone” on SodaHead.  Not only did Alien remind people on SodaHead that I did indeed win Saguache County in the 2008 election, but also the possibility that Saguache County did not get as much stimilus money as other counties because the fine citizens there chose me over President Obama for President.

If we keep up the effort, then we can shock Washington and win the White House in 2012.  I am feeling good about this, but there is so much more we have to do.


July 30, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, election, humor, Obama, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , | Comments Off on Thanks to “Alien Ramone”

Ahmnodt for Commerce Secretary?

NOTE:  Special thanks to Debroah Elissmann for e-mailing President Obama and me for this idea.

Supporters have been bombarding President Obama with e-mails suggesting that I be the new Commerce Secretary.  Some suggested my name without giving too many details about my plan to stimulate the economy.  Debroah Ellismann (who wrote me on condition of anonymity) wrote a letter with some of the details of my plan.

Dear President Obama,

I don’t normally write letters to elected officials, but when I heard that Senator Gregg withdrew his name for consideration, I knew right away who the perfect replacement would be.  His name is Ahmnodt Heare.  Like you, he also ran for president in 2008.  He didn’t fare as well.  I think it was because he didn’t fully explain his economic policy until after the election.

Mr. Heare thinks outside of the box.  Sometimes, he’s so far outside, he can’t even see the box.  But once you hear his stimulus plan, I think you will agree that he would be the perfect candidate for the job.

A large portion of his plan involved bailing out companies that have already failed.  He believes that reviving a company that has failed, the companies will have to hire people to maintain the business.  By bringing back Dumont Television Network, there will have to be studios, actors for shows, news teams, and cleaning crews.  This will create the most jobs because failed companies need people most in order to succeed.

I know you are a busy man and I wish you the best of luck regardless of whom you choose.  Thank you for taking the time for reading this letter.


Debroah Ellismann

I thank Debroah for her endorsement as well as all the other people who have written President Obama.  I know my plan will work.  Thank you all for your efforts.

February 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, economy, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt for Commerce Secretary?

Billion a page: 778-page, $827B stimulus – David Rogers – Politico.com

Billion a page: 778-page, $827B stimulus – David Rogers – Politico.com.

I knew the economy was in bad shape, but I didn’t think it took 778 pages of legislation to fix it.  $827 billion isn’t what it used to be.  30 years ago, you could run the United States federal government on $827 billion.  Today, it only bails out a couple of companies.

It makes me wonder what is in the 778 pages.  I found a copy of the bill here.  I haven’t read the whole thing yet, but I am confident the funding for the Museum of the Pornographic Arts is included.  I think the clincher was the provision of a hands-on exhibit for the kids.

February 8, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, economy, legislation, politics, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Billion a page: 778-page, $827B stimulus – David Rogers – Politico.com


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