Below is the list for the primaries and caucuses after today’s in South Carolina:
January 31, 2012 |
Florida (primary)
|
February 4, 2012 |
Nevada (caucus)
|
February 4–11, 2012 |
Maine (caucus)
|
February 7, 2012 |
Colorado (caucus)
Minnesota (caucus)
Missouri (primary)
|
February 28, 2012 |
Arizona (primary)
Michigan (primary)
|
March 3, 2012 |
Washington (caucus)
|
March 6, 2012
(Super Tuesday) |
Alaska (caucus)
Georgia (primary)
Idaho (caucus)
Massachusetts (primary)
North Dakota (caucus)
Ohio (primary)
Oklahoma (primary)
Tennessee (primary)
Vermont (primary)
Virginia (primary)
|
March 6-10, 2012 |
Wyoming (caucus)
|
March 10, 2012 |
Kansas (caucus)
U.S. Virgin Islands (caucus)
|
March 13, 2012 |
Alabama (primary)
Hawaii (caucus)
Mississippi (primary)
|
March 17, 2012 |
Missouri (GOP caucus)
|
March 18, 2012 |
Puerto Rico (primary) |
March 20, 2012 |
Illinois (primary)
|
March 24, 2012 |
Louisiana (primary)
|
April 3, 2012 |
District of Columbia (primary)
Maryland (primary)
Wisconsin (primary)
Texas (primary)
|
April 24, 2012 |
Connecticut (primary)
Delaware (primary)
New York (primary)
Pennsylvania (primary)
Rhode Island (primary)
|
May 8, 2012 |
Indiana (primary)
North Carolina (primary)
West Virginia (primary)
|
May 15, 2012 |
Nebraska (primary)
Oregon (primary)
|
May 22, 2012 |
Arkansas (primary)
Kentucky (primary)
|
June 5, 2012 |
California (primary)
Montana (primary)
New Jersey (primary)
New Mexico (primary)
South Dakota (primary)
|
June 26, 2012 |
Utah (primary) |
I am not sure if my plan will work in caucuses, but my plan will in primaries and it will for the general election. This innovative plan will be taught in Political Science courses for years to come. Take a vacation anywhere in the United States on Election Day week! Don’t vote on Election Day! You have better things to do with your time than spending hours on line on Election Day only to be stuck behind people who don’t know how to fill out a ballot.
There are a few things you need to do before you go on vacation:
- Go to the county (parish in Louisiana) (BOEE in Washington DC) Board of Elections and pick up an absentee ballot.
- Fill in the ballot including “Ahmnodt Heare” (without quotes) under “President of the United States” . Click the link if you need a way to remember how to spell my name. And “Albee Thayer” for Vice-President. Feel free to choose who you want for other offices on your ballot. Make a photocopy for your records.
- Mail the ballot (Original, not photocopy!) by October 23. (Two weeks before the primary or caucus in your state for primaries and caucuses). This will allow plenty of time to make sure your ballot is received by Election Day.
This will leave you all Election Day to do whatever you want. You can even campaign for me the entire time the polls are opened without having to worry about voting.
Enjoy your vacation and thank you for your support!
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January 21, 2012
Posted by Ahmnodt Heare |
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I was looking at the homepage of this blog this morning when I made a startling discovery: I have surpassed 70,000 readers. I normally am able to countdown days in advance. but the last time I noticed, I was only at 69,827 and figured I had plenty of time before I reached 70,000. The truth is I reached 70,000 on Monday and it had slipped my attention until now.
Let’s look at my week in review:
- Sports – The NHL Playoffs concluded with the Chicago Blackhawks winning the Cup in six games. The Celtics and Lakers are in an intense NBA final. Stephen Strasburg made his major-league debut for My Washington Nationals. The World Cup tournament started The USA tied England (which is not to be confused with Great Britain.)
- BP Oil Spill Disaster – The oil will take weeks months years to clean up. I’m not going to comment any more because this ticks me off.
- “Super” Tuesday Primaries – Other than my not being allowed to vote, the big stories were the Tea Party and Barbara Boxer’s hair.
- Preparing for my radio show – My on-again, off-again radio show will be on again starting a week from Tuesday.
- Joran Van der Sloot – A note to the media: Fewer Van der Sloot stories and more Amanda Knox stories. At least Amanda Knox is cute.
On to 80,000!
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June 13, 2010
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New Experiment
Below is the list for the primaries and caucuses after today’s in South Carolina:
Minnesota (caucus)
Missouri (primary)
Michigan (primary)
(Super Tuesday)
Georgia (primary)
Idaho (caucus)
Massachusetts (primary)
North Dakota (caucus)
Ohio (primary)
Oklahoma (primary)
Tennessee (primary)
Vermont (primary)
Virginia (primary)
U.S. Virgin Islands (caucus)
Hawaii (caucus)
Mississippi (primary)
Maryland (primary)
Wisconsin (primary)
Texas (primary)
Delaware (primary)
New York (primary)
Pennsylvania (primary)
Rhode Island (primary)
North Carolina (primary)
West Virginia (primary)
Oregon (primary)
Kentucky (primary)
Montana (primary)
New Jersey (primary)
New Mexico (primary)
South Dakota (primary)
I am not sure if my plan will work in caucuses, but my plan will in primaries and it will for the general election. This innovative plan will be taught in Political Science courses for years to come. Take a vacation anywhere in the United States on Election Day week! Don’t vote on Election Day! You have better things to do with your time than spending hours on line on Election Day only to be stuck behind people who don’t know how to fill out a ballot.
There are a few things you need to do before you go on vacation:
This will leave you all Election Day to do whatever you want. You can even campaign for me the entire time the polls are opened without having to worry about voting.
Enjoy your vacation and thank you for your support!
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January 21, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, Albee, campaign, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire, voting, write-in | absentee ballot, Board of Elections, caucus, photocopy, Political Science, Primary, Super Tuesday, vacation | Comments Off on New Experiment