Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Christmas Musical and Radio Show

My daughter Patricia is performing tonight in her Second Grade class tonight.  Patricia doesn’t know I will be there..  Her mother doesn’t want me there.  But it’s not too often that a father sees her child perform in a school musical recital.  Her school is pretty big and I have a disguise so I am confident I will not be spotted by her mother.  Below is a picture of the disguise:

This should relieve any suspicion that Patricia's mother might have over my being at the concert.

I also got a gold band on my left hand to let others think I am married.  I will be able to enjoy the concert without being bugged by Patricia’s mother because this disguise is foolproof.

Her class is scheduled to take stage at 7:30 and be on stage until 7:55.  This will give me plenty of time to drive to Baltimore and find a place with Wi-fi so I can host my show tonight.  Below is a description of tonight’s show:

A Presidential candidate is only as good as the advice he or she gives. Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare will give advice on live, life, finances, as well on subjects he knows. Call 347-945-7487 during the show and ask Ahmnodt any question you may have.

I will be giving advice on love, finances, cooking, fashion, and anything else you need advice on in your life.



December 7, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , , | 5 Comments

Upcoming Podcasts

The radio podcasts for the rest of November are set.  It includes a plan to get the word out about my campaign (and how you can help without doing much), reasons why I am giving thanks during this tough economic time, and an encore podcast that will include live chat.

All podcasts start at 9PM Eastern.  The next two are live and you can call in with your questions and comments at 1-347-945-7487 during the show.  Chat will be available and live during all three shows.

Tuesday November 16 – Hitting the Streets –  It will soon be time for the campaign to hit the streets. This show will give the details on where and how to campaign in the streets in your community. For additional details, check out https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/2010/11/08/wanted-precinct-managers.

Tuesday November 23 – Ahmnodt Thankful – 2010 has been a tough year for many Americans, including Ahmnodt Heare. Despite the tough times, Ahmnodt has a lot to be thankful for. He will share what he is thankful for and will take calls because he is thankful when people listen to the show.

Tuesday November 30 – Ahmnodt Heare (An Atrocity of Hope) – (From May 11, 2008) – Discover what a country with Ahmnodt Heare as President would be like.  There will be a discussion of the implications of his policies on America. (60 minute show with live chat).  Featured BlogTalk Radio Host Olivia Wilder called the show with encouragement and concerns with parts of my platform and the direction my campaign was heading.

These shows will show what separates me from your typical presidential candidate.  Be sure to listen to every exciting episode!

November 14, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Upcoming Podcasts

Election Day and Election Night

Today is Election Day in the United States.  Many people will vote for Democrats or Republicans thinking they will change the direction our country is heading in.  Others will not vote because they feel it doesn’t matter.  Some of you want to voice your dissatisfaction with what candidates are available.

If you want to voice your dissatisfaction, I am here to help.  You can go to your voting station and write in “Ahmnodt Heare.”  If you don’t want me to win, don’t worry.  I will not accept any office this year because I am running for President of the United States.  If I should win and I refuse to accept the position, you will be glad to know that you will not be represented because it won’t be your representative raising taxes and increasing spending.

Regardless of whether you voted today or not, you are invited to join one of the many “Orgies for Abstinence” popping up at hotels, political rallies, and places of worship across the country.  I will be at the one in Pittsburgh.  If abstinence is not your thing, you can listen to my election special tonight at 9PM Eastern / 6PM Pacific.  I will explain what the results available will mean for America as well as show what the elections will mean for my chances to win in 2012.

November 2, 2010 Posted by | blogtalk radio, campaign, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , | 4 Comments

No Show Tonight – Hour Special Next Tuesday

There will be no radio show tonight.  There will be an hour-long Election Night special next Tuesday at 9PM Eastern.  I will analyze what the election means for America’s future as well as how it affects my campaign for 2012.


As always, I will take your calls at (347)-945-7487 during your show.  To reach me any other time, I can be reached at my campaign phone at (507)-AHMNODT.

October 26, 2010 Posted by | blogtalk radio, campaign, commentary, politics | , , , , | 4 Comments

Special Guest Host

I will not be able to host next Tuesday’s radio show.  There will be a show though because the show must go on!  My campaign manager will be hosting and taking phone calls.

He will be discussing why he joined my campaign and why you should too.  He has a sharp sense of humor and it shows in his take on politics.

Don’t forget the show is Tuesday from 11:00 to 11:30 PM Eastern.

August 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, humor | , , , | Comments Off on Special Guest Host

Another Special Radio Show Tonight!

Independent Write-In candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare will answer your letters and phone calls. (347-945-6739) E-mail your questions to ahmnodtheare@politician.com

I will also be discussing South Dakota Senator John Thune contemplating to challenge me for the Presidency.

It is important that I maintain a relationship with my daughter that is better than the one I had with her mother. Otherwise she will be doing the same thing to me in the future.

July 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, humor | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Radio Special – Lebron James and the Future of America

I will be hosting a special one-hour radio show tonight from 9:00 – 10:00PM Eastern show.  The show will be how where Lebron James chooses to play affects every thing about America’s future.  It will affect the economy, health care, education, and foreign policy.  Find out how by listening to my special radio show tonight.

July 8, 2010 Posted by | blogtalk radio, commentary, economy, education, entertainment, foreign policy, health care, humor, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Radio Special – Lebron James and the Future of America

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