Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Phone Problems Fixed

It has come to my attention that people have tried to call my campaign phone number.  I have contacted the phone company about this problem and things should be working now.  (507)-AHMNODT

March 31, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign | , , | Comments Off on Phone Problems Fixed

A Cool Campaigning Tool

I have never realized how far I am behind technology when it comes to communicating with the deceased.  Going to a cemetery or morgue and talking to them used to be enough.  I am sadly mistaken.  Others have taken deceased involvement to a new level.  Former congressional candidate Jim Ogonowski was able to collect signatures to get him on the ballot for Senator in 2008.  The state of Massachusetts recently announced that there are over 100,000 registered dead people on its voting rolls.

All of these techniques are barbaric compared to what a company is able to now.  IntelCenter has produced tapes of Osama bin Laden talking about future attacks against the United States.  Previous tapes include bin Laden condemning a 2008 cartoon ridiculing Islam.  Osama bin Laden died in December 2001.

I hope I can get this technology and use it for my campaign.  It will let everybody know how hard I have been campaigning and it will be a tremendous boost. I will call IntelCenter later and ask how much their device costs.

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January 25, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on A Cool Campaigning Tool

   

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