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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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I know it is hard for my supporters to believe, but there are some people who are not impressed with my platform. Some people think that I am not a “viable candidate.” (Many of those people had donated to Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Jon Huntsman, and that other guy, but have nothing to show for it.) Before you decide not to vote for me, let me show you why none of the candidates I am about to mention are worthy of your vote.
Barack Obama:
Mitt Romney:
Rick Santorum:
Newt Gingrich:
Ron Paul:
Other party candidates have yet to be announced. They are all going to have a hard time competing with President Obama and whomever wins the Republican nomination with almost no interviews on national TV, not being mentioned in polls, not being invited to debates, and not raising the hundreds of millions the Democrats and Republicans raise for their candidates. (I speak from experience here.)
I have a full detailed platform that is from common sense and not from party pandering or from lobbyists. If you vote for anybody else besides myself or Ron Paul (I had to reach for his negatives), then I have to wonder what you are thinking. Forgive me for the bluntness, but there’s no way to sugarcoat my reaction to such stupidity.
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March 27, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, Democrats, editorial, election, humor, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, Republicans, satire, voting | Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, third party candidates | 4 Comments