Education Plan
My plan is to abandon our current plan of education and replace it with tools children can really use. While it is nice that I know what an obtuse angle, that information will not get me a job, feed me, or get me hotties. The tools I would use are:
- Teach children how to beat a drug test
- How to talk their way out of a traffic ticket
- How to live on credit cards
Once children learn what they need to learn to advance in life, we will again be the envy of the world.