Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Vote for the Originator

Most people would rather have an original painting than a lithograph of that painting.  Many people prefer the original artist singing a song over cover versions.  I would guess that people would rather vote for the originator of good ideas over someone who copies those ideas.  Below is a history of ideas started by me that have been taken by others since I first ran in 2008:

  • I campaigned in Manitoba two weeks after I first announced my campaign in February 2008.  John McCain campaigned in Canada that summer.
  • July 2008 – I campaigned in Europe.  Soon after I came back, Barack Obama was there campaigning.  (Though he denies he was campaigning)
  • September 2008 – My computer was hacked.  Three days later, Sarah Palin’s emails were hacked.
  • I first proposed my tax proposal in February 2008.  The British Parliament tried to pass is that September.
  • I had reservations with Barack Obama’s birth certificate.  Not where he was born, (I think he was born in Hawaii.)  but when he was born.  (He was born in 1974 and thus was too young to take the oath of office as he was only 34 years old.)  World Net Daily asked that very question about his age in 2010.
  • I have a long history of campaigning in cemeteries (and recently morgues).  In May 2008, it was discovered that Jim Ogonowski (a candidate) not only campaigned in cemeteries, but got them to register to vote.
  • One of my first platform planks had to do with the “War on Poverty”.  New York Gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino stole it practically verbatim.

I was hoping 2012 would be different.  But it has already started.  It was reported that Democratic candidate for President Vermin Supreme stole a portion of my energy plan.  (The portion about gerbil turbines.  (He claimed he thought of it in 2008, but I didn’t hear of it then.)

The latest was a video (That was falsely labeled as Ron Paul supporters) that was negative about Jon Huntsman was supposedly put out by the Huntsman campaign.  I put out an anti-Ahmnodt Heare video first.

If you want a lithograph or a cover song, I am not your candidate.  (But feel free to vote for me anyway.)  If you are insistent on the original, then the only candidate worthy of your vote is the Original Ahmnodt Heare.


January 11, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Video Coming Soon

I will be posting a video either tomorrow or Thursday.  I don’t normally announce ahead of time that I am going to post a video.  I usually just post it.

There are three reasons why I am making the announcement ahead of time:

  • It’s going to be different than videos I have made in the past.  It’s 2011 and it’s time I bring my videos to the 20th century.
  • The video will be different than any campaign video you have seen before.  But it won’t be the last time you will see these ideas in action.  I’ll even point out some of the things you will see other candidates put in their videos and my trendsetting history.
  • I haven’t made the video yet.  It will be made either tomorrow afternoon or Thursday morning (depending on things like schedule, how I feel, weather, and alcohol consumption.)
  • I told you there were only three reasons.  I just added this fourth bullet point because I was bored.
I will be going back to basis in my campaign.  It will be explained in the video.

October 25, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor | , , | 2 Comments

Another First for Ahmnodt Heare

I am not just a trendsetter when it comes to political campaigning and legislation.  It now seems that the media is following my lead concerning President Obama’s birth certificate.  I am not one of those people who has questioned where he was born.  (As far as I am concerned, he was born in Hawaii.)  I have been questioning (and continue to question) when President Obama was born.

President Obama was born on August 4, 1974.  This makes him too young to serve as President.  The Constitution states that a President has to be 35 years of age to serve as President. I was the first to suggest that he was only 34 when he took the oath of office.  World Net Daily has recently followed my lead in questioning the age of the President.

I have heard that I think things differently.  I disagree.  I think things first.

October 4, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, Obama, satire | , , | 2 Comments

The Copycats go International

People have criticized me for campaigning in London in the past.  My campaigning has paid off in ways I had never expected.  The British tax proposal is exactly what I have in my platform.

I am the trailblazer worldwide.  I am going to have to campaign in Europe more and get Europeans to write their local U.S. Embassy or U.S. military base and demand that they be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.

A sign of political leadership is when your message resonates with government leaders.  I have met that threshold.  You can vote for somebody for president who will hope I will say something new so that they will claim it as their idea.  Or you can vote for the originator of all these new ideas.

I am the trailblazer.  I am the originator of new ideas.  I am the trend setter.  Please vote for me for President in 2012.

September 20, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, Platform, satire, taxes | , , , , | 3 Comments

Ahmnodt Heare for President

Some may wonder why I am taking the time to endorse myself.  Many editors will be mulling over who to endorse over the next two weeks.  The Washington Post and New York Times have endorsed Barack Obama.  This letter is for the editors who have yet to endorse.  Below are the reasons why Ahmnodt Heare should be President:

  • Troop Morale – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to offer a war plan that allows troops to see their families every night.
  • Volunteerism – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate who has taken time to volunteer during his campaign.
  • The Motion Picture Association of America – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to offer a plan to make entertainment affordable.
  • Priorities – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to actually suspend his campaign when news hit that we were heading for a financial crisis.
  • Trendsetter – Ahmnodt Heare’s campaign has been copied by Sarah Palin and Barack Obama
  • Accessibility – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate who has made himself accessable to the gereral populace with a call-in radio show.

When the dust settles, remember:  Ahmnodt Heare for America… Ahmnodt Heare for You.

October 17, 2008 Posted by | Afghanistan, Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, Canada, economy, election, endorsement, Iraq, issues, media, Obama, War, write-in | , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt Heare for President


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