Keeping Safe
My thoughts and prayers are with Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and to everybody affected in the tragedy in Tuscon tragedy yesterday morning.
The tragedy in Tuscon has had me thinking. I campaign often all over the world. I don’t have any type of security detail when I campaign or where I work (my home). There is no Capitol Police for me when I am working and there is no Secret Service entourage when I campaign or do my everyday activities like going shopping or the nudie bar.
There are people who wouldn’t mind if I was knocked off. The Cinemafia comes to mind. Now would be a good time to make sure that I (and to a lesser extent, my supporters) are protected.
Below is a partial list of action I plan on taking to assure safety for everybody: The whole list will not be listed due to National Security concerns. (Not really, but Barack Obama uses that line all the time and he sounds presidential when he does.)
- No more rallies at the DMV – The DMV is notorious for having people leave disgruntled after having to take care of business there.
- Trap Doors and Secret Tunnels – I will be giving more speeches in places that have trap doors. The trap door will either be somewhere concealed on the open floor or somewhere where I am standing. In cases when it’s where I am standing, it should have a hidden tunnel where I can escape.
- Eliminating “Open-Bar Night” Rallies – I have enjoyed this even though I hadn’t always had as much to drink as my body can handle. There will be no plans on eliminating alcohol altogether as this is also a bad idea.
I will not be campaigning this week or next as I work on plans on improving safety for me and my supporters. I will continue to blog until someone finds out where I am blogging from.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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Tuscon Tragedy
President Obama is talking about the shooting in Tuscon, Arizona and how it has brought unity. Here’s to hoping it doesn’t bring to shooting members of Congress to unite the country. We can unite by fighting the Cinemafia and making entertainment affordable and moral.
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January 25, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Obama, State of the Union 2011 | Gabrielle Giffords, Tuscon | 4 Comments