As Seen on TV
It is said that a good man can only be kept down for so long. I am that man. My first televised tweet was mentioned last month on MSNBC. I didn’t get to record it and there is no video of it on the web that I am aware of. My most recent tweet was read last night at the conclusion of WPIX’s “PIX News@10”.
The question had to do with whether the “Royal Wedding” should be considered to be news. Of course not! The video quality is poor because I recorded it with a $10 camcorder and not a high-quality DVR. (I keep telling you I am a fiscal conservative.)
I will be spending a good portion of the day campaigning and trying to capture my new-found fame.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Accessing the Damage
The 2012 election was a disaster. Not just because Barack Obama won (it would have been a disaster if Mitt Romney, Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Roseanne Barr, or Vermin Supreme won), it was a disaster because I did not win. I received fewer votes than in 2008. I couldn’t even win Saguache County, Colorado this time.
Much of my campaigning in the last month was hampered by my computer crapping out and by Hurricane Sandy. And while the women at the nudie bar like me as a patron, I could not parlay that into them campaigning for me or for them getting out to vote.
The “Voter ID” laws also caused damage to my voting base. Deceased people and zombies tend not to carry identification on their persons because they generally don’t need identification.Neither demographic drives so they don’t need to get a drivers’ licence.
My campaign’s exposure to the mainstream was also sorely lacking. I received no television coverage other than the occasional apolitical tweet read on television.
My goal is to run another penniless campaign in 2016. But if I can’t get any television exposure or trend on Twitter, then I will spend some money on the campaign. There might even be a PayPal account for donations. (I hate asking for money.)
There will be goals set soon and I will post them once I figure out how I am going to win in 2016.
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November 7, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, media, Obama, Romney, satire | 2012 elections, 2016 elections, Gary Johnson, goals, Hurricane Sandy, Jill Stein, PayPal, Roseanne Barr, tweet, Twitter, Vermin Supreme, WPIX | 4 Comments