State of the Union Address Tuesday Night
President Obama will be giving the State of the Union address tomorrow evening. I will be commenting in real-time my take on the address as well as the Republican responses. Later in the week, I will also be writing the State of the Union address I would have given if I was elected.
A couple of notes about tomorrow night’s entries:
- My comments will probably be a bit more jaded than in previous State of the Union addresses in the past. Not because I am bitter about the election, but because I am bitter about the poor start the Washington Capitals’ season and that they currently have the worst record in the NHL. Adam Oates would have been a better coach if he was still with Darryl Hall. Life hasn’t been the same since Hall and Oates broke up.
- I may not watch the entire address. I will try, but Obama bores me. At least with Bush, there was always a chance of a gaffe. It would be more entertaining if Joe Biden gave it for Obama, but it is what it is.
- I have a bad habit of getting sick during addresses and debates. I am drinking orange juice (with just a little bit of vodka) to keep healthy.
I shall return to regular blogging here on March 4. I will remind you now that February 19 is Vanna White’s birthday and I will be unavailable for interviews due to religious observation.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Loss for Words
The next debate is next Wednesday and the next primary is the Tuesday after that. Neither the Republican candidates, President Obama, or Capitol Hill are doing anything to inspire me to write anything. Vanna White’s birthday isn’t until Saturday. I will have my daughter Patricia from Sunday until the following Saturday.
I do want to mention about voting. There seems to have been a lot of odd things happening with caucuses and primaries thus far. If your state hasn’t had their primary or caucus yet and you can spare some time on your primary or caucus night, then find out where you can go to watch the votes being counted or to count the votes yourself.
The New York Times reported yesterday that 1.8 million dead people are registered to vote. My campaigning to cemeteries and morgues has been paying off. This will give me a much needed head start come the general election. If my message can resonate with voters who are alive like it has with the deceased, then there’s no reason why I can’t expect to not just win, but win every state and sweep the Electoral College.
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February 15, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Republicans, satire, voting | caucus, counting votes, dead people, general election, New York Times, Primary, Vanna White's birthday | 4 Comments