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The Politics of Food
It seems like nothing is out of the reach of politics these days. Congress is about to vote on a bill that would categorize pizza as a vegetable. The “logic” to this is that the tomatoes in the sauce is sufficient enough for pizza to be a vegetable. To the best of my knowledge, this would exclude “White Pizza”, which is composed by a variety of cheeses. White Pizza would probably be considered to be dairy.
If we were to use logic like this, it would be only a matter of time before Cherry Coke would be considered to be a fruit juice. Corn Chips, Potato Chips and French Fries will be considered to be vegetables because they come from a vegetable. After Congress has run out of junk food to categorize as fruits and vegetables, they’ll start going further out of bounds. It will only be a matter a time before they legislate ham as “Kosher for Passover.”
The rule for determining a fruit of vegetable should be something that can be grown and harvested and eaten without adding or altering the food.
Places like Pizza Hut may someday soon be considered a health food store with the fruits and vegetables in a day's diet from Cherry Coke and pizza.
Call Congress and tell your elected official that you will not be fooled. (Unless you want to be fooled. To tell you the truth, pizza and Cherry Coke are tastier than Broccoli and prune juice.
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November 16, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, health care, humor, legislation, politics, satire | Cherry Coke, Congress, fruits, health food stores, pizza, Pizza hut, vegetables | 4 Comments