Next Two Radio Shows Canceled
There will be no radio show tonight or next Tuesday. There will be no show tonight due to my work schedule. There will be no show next Tuesday, but I forgot why. Programming will resume on Tuesday, July 27 at 11:00PM Eastern from the patio of Kites Restaurant in Vernon, NJ (weather permitting)
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Birthday Weekend
Sunday will be my 37th birthday. The original plan was for me to head down to Washington this weekend and spend time with my parents and with my daughter. My parents surprised me by coming up and bringing Patricia with them. The only problem was that they forgot I had moved two months ago and this was their first time up since the move.
There is plenty to do in Washington, DC. There isn’t much to do here in Vernon, NJ. I am close to Mountain Creek Water Park (not to be confused with Mountain Creek Ski Resort, even though it’s at the same place). Part of the Appalachian Trail runs through Vernon, but I am not much of a hiker. I’ll probably take Patricia to the water park tomorrow, though it’s supposed to be rainy with thunderstorms.
I am not sure about Sunday. My parents will probably take me home for breakfast. I’ll probably end up watching the World Cup Final between Spain and the Netherlands. I would like to thank FIFA for holding the Final on my birthday. Hopefully the next time it’s on my birthday, the United States will be playing.
Monday and Tuesday will be long work days. I will be in campaign mode from Wednesday through next Sunday. I need to get out in the public while people know who I am. I need the name “Ahmnodt Heare” to resonate in the minds of voters in the same way that voters’ children’s names resonate in their mind.
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July 9, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, humor, satire | birthday, Mountain Creek, Spain, the Netherlands, Vernon NJ, water park, World Cup | 5 Comments