Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Cinemafia Exposed!

One of my supporters was able to infiltrate a Cinemafia meeting.  She was able to videotape a portion of the meeting and give the recording to me.  They speak in different languages to prevent people from finding out what they are saying in meetings.  Fortunately, the supporter speaks German and was able to put subtitles in the film clip so we can know what they are saying.


February 15, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , | 2 Comments

Ahmnodt Heare – The Video

If you ask often enough (but not too much as to bug people), you will get what you ask for.  The song and video was made by Misti Mayhem.  The campaign should pick up steam now.  The weird part was that the video was made a while ago, but I just found it now.  I hope you enjoy the video.


I would say I’m sorry but that just wouldn’t be enough. There are days regret comes my way. There’s not a day that goes by that it don’t. And I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t miss you anymore. The truth is without you I wouldn’t be here and without you I feel like Ahmnodt Heare.

Ahmnodt Heare I messed up now I’m reaping the bed I have sewn. All my thread’s come undone, now your memory is all I know. It’s all I know.

I’ve recently learned a life lesson. Sometimes it’s just too late. And all of the sweat, the tears and the blood can never tackle the fight over fate. Maybe I stepped a little too hard, oh yes I stepped right on that crack. I’ve walked under ladders, I’ve broken mirrors, and I’ve crossed that big black cat’s path.

*repeat chorus*

If I could, know I would try and make what I did different. But I can’t so I won’t make up for the damage I did. Say you’ll try just to see what you used to love in me.

*repeat chorus*

Written by Mysti Mayhem – I’m Not Here Lyrics

I thank Misti for her support and wish her the best of luck in her music career.  Be sure to buy her latest CD!

February 11, 2010 Posted by | campaign, humor | , , , | 1 Comment

Campaign Goals for 2010

2008 – 11752 total hits (36.725 hits/day)

2009 – 45062 total hits (123.45 hits/day)

2010 – 151475 total hits (415.00 hits/day) [projected]

Below are my goals for the campaign for 2010.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

  1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
  4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
  7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)


With your continued help and support, “Ahmnodt Heare” will soon be as common a household name as Lysol.  Think of me as the Lysol of bad ideas.  I kill them when presented to me like Lysol kills germs as soon as contact is made.  Tell two friends today about my campaign.  Thank you.

January 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire, scandal, write-in | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Campaign Goals for 2010

Santa Knows I Have Been Good!

Santa Claus has been watching me over the last year.  He made a special point to make a video appreciating how good I have been.  I wish I could embed it in the blog, but I can post the link.

December 15, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor | , , , | 7 Comments

Ahmnodt Girl

I have been looking for over a year for somebody to be the Ahmnodt Girl in the “Ahmnodt Girl” video.  Although I haven’t asked her yet, based on what she was wearing, I’d think she’d be willing to do the video.

ahmnodtgirlThe problem the campaign is having is getting a hold of this woman and asking her to appear in the video.  People will soon forget about Obama Girl.

April 26, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, satire | , , | 7 Comments

Campaign Goals for 2009

I hit a blogging milestone the other day with my 500th post.  One of the first posts was about the goals of my campaign:

  1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 1000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 391)
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
  4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

Goal 1 – Mission accomplished. I have averaged 136 hits per day in 2009.  It would be much higher if my visits to the website counted.

Goal 2 – Mission accomplished.  As of today, there are 6,860 results for Ahmnodt Heare.  There are 7,860 results for Ahmnodt.  The reason I use “Ahmnodt Heare” as the benchmark and not “Ahmnodt” is because I figure once people find out about my campaign, they will want to name their sons “Ahmnodt“.

Goal 3 – WTF? Many problems here.  I never defined what “enough” is.  I will define it now.  It is defined as enough votes to win.

Goal 4 – We’re getting there.  I have decided that if you write a blog entry about the campaign, I will have a link to your blog.

Goal 5 – An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.  I am totally baffled over the lack of enthusiasm over this endevaour.  I thought I would be spending endless hours looking at videos trying to figure which one would be the best.  That has not been the case.

Goal 6 – This has not happened and I am sad.  However, I have been interviewed for a Pakistani website.

There is a lot that has to be done before this campaign can be considered successful.  I am confident that if I am invited to debate in 2012, that people will see the light and the election will become winnable.

February 19, 2009 Posted by | campaign, commentary, debate, election, media, politics | , , , | 3 Comments

Looking for Model for “Ahmnodt Girl” Videos

“Obama Girl” became popular last year for appearing in videos supporting President Obama’s campaign.  You can enjoy the same success she did by making an “Ahmnodt Girl” video.  Although I generally enjoy nude videos, I ask that models wear clothing as children and old people will be watching the videos.

I regret that i cannot offer compensation for your work.  Just think of it as doing your part for America.

February 11, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, media, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments

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