Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Another Chance to Show Your Support

For those who graciously took part in the “Draw Ahmnodt” contests the last two years, thank you for taking part.  I am going to have a different contest this year.  This year you are invited to submit a video explaining why you will vote for Ahmnodt Heare for President.   You can either mention something from my platform that you agree with, or you can come up with your own reason. (i.e. “His voice is so sexy.”)

There are a few simple rules for submission:

1) Videos should be two minutes or less.  Nobody likes watching documentaries online.

2) No profanity.  I might “F$%*ing Rule”, but my mother will be watching these videos.

3) No nudity.  Especially if you are male.

4) Videos should be in English, Spanish, or Pig Latin.  Please stick to one language per video.

5) All videos should be in .wmf or.mp4 format.

Videos should be submitted to ahmnodtheare@politician.com.

All videos will be posted on my YouTube channel.  The best will be posted on my Facebook page and in a future blog entry.

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May 23, 2013 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Be a Part of It!

Between now and next Sunday, I will be collecting short video snippets from supporters explaining why they support Ahmnodt Heare for President.  The video should be thirty seconds or less with a brief explanation why Ahmnodt Heare would be a better candidate than Barack Obama or Mitt Romney.

If you are stumped as to what to say, here are some links I hope will inspire you.

  • Issues – My position on the issues of the day.  Feel free to pick the one that inspires you the most.
  • Videos – My videos on a wide variety of topics explaining in my own words (mostly) explaining why I should be President.
  • Endorsements – For those of you who found out about my campaign from a celebrity who endorses me for President, you can briefly explain the characteristics your favorite celebrity and I have in common.
  • Puppies – who doesn’t love puppies?

Everybody loves puppies!

As soon as I compile all of the clips from supporters, I will post a composite video containing the clips and then forward the compilation to various media sources.

 

Oops, I almost forgot:  e-mail your completed clips to ahmnodtheare@politician.com

August 9, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, humor, issues, media, politics | , , , , | Comments Off on Be a Part of It!

Oh the Agony!

It was a long time coming, but I finally picked up the microphone to make my video.  It had been a while since I made a video from scratch and it took me a while to reacquaint myself with the video making program.

I had to load the images first.  Because I can adjust the length of time the images appear in the video.  It took some tinkering with the images, the effects, and the voice-over, but I was able to make a video that had a strong message that lasts 30 seconds.  I ran some tests in the program and everything went without a hitch.

That all changed when I tried to convert the video from project mode to video mode suitable for downloading.  It wouldn’t convert.  A “Not Enough Disk Space” error popped up.  It was odd because I have 50GB (50,000,000KB)of space available on my hard drive and the file only took up 420KB of space.  I tried tinkering a bit, taking stuff out and trying again.  I got the same message.

I tried closing the program and reopening it.  I ended up with the same result when trying to convert the file.  I tried rebooting my computer.  The program reloaded with no problem and the file was retrieved with no problem.  The attempt to convert it into a file proved to be the most futile attempt yet.  The program hung up.

There is nothing overly complicated about the video.  A few pictures with simple video effects and a couple audio files.  There are no viruses or malware on my computer.  This has been a frustrating day.

If you have Windows Movie Maker (It comes standard with most Windows computers) and you want to try to convert it, then email me at ahmnodtheare-at-politician.com and i will send you the file.

January 28, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, media | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Video Coming Soon

I will be posting a video either tomorrow or Thursday.  I don’t normally announce ahead of time that I am going to post a video.  I usually just post it.

There are three reasons why I am making the announcement ahead of time:

  • It’s going to be different than videos I have made in the past.  It’s 2011 and it’s time I bring my videos to the 20th century.
  • The video will be different than any campaign video you have seen before.  But it won’t be the last time you will see these ideas in action.  I’ll even point out some of the things you will see other candidates put in their videos and my trendsetting history.
  • I haven’t made the video yet.  It will be made either tomorrow afternoon or Thursday morning (depending on things like schedule, how I feel, weather, and alcohol consumption.)
  • I told you there were only three reasons.  I just added this fourth bullet point because I was bored.
I will be going back to basis in my campaign.  It will be explained in the video.

October 25, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor | , , | 2 Comments

A Couple of New Ads

Here are a couple of ads I made recently.  Feel free to share with others!

AHMNODT THE FISCAL CONSERVATIVE

AHMNODT ON OBAMA’S MIND


December 8, 2010 Posted by | campaign, humor, Obama, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on A Couple of New Ads

Changes to Look For

In case you haven’t checked the tabs on the top of the page lately, I have made some changes.

Platform:  I have added links to my positions so that you can get a deeper understanding as to why I choose the positions that I do.

Endorsements:  I now have more than 20 endorsements from celebrities.

Videos: I have added two videos in the last month including an explosive expose on the CineMafia.

Tools:  Tools you can use to find the latest news and to support the campaign.

Biography:  My birthdate and location have been changed.

Contact:  New updated, easy-to-remember phone number (507)-AHMNODT

Archives: Updated every time I post a new blog entry with the most recently on top.  “Changes to Look For” is the 949th blog entry and ALL blog entries are listed from most recent to the first listing on February 14, 2008.

Changes coming soon:

  • “Videos” will be changed to “Media” and will include radio ads and select speeches as well as links to the archives of my radio show.
  • You will soon be able to see me blog live on the days I get dressed before blogging.
  • More testimonials – (providing I get any.)
  • Calendar – Find out what I’m doing before I do!

March 26, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, media | , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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