Show Prep

I have been doing a lot of show prep for tonight’s radio show.  Although I expect people will call in, I cannot automatically assume that will be the case.  I have to have a show in case there is a switchboard malfunction or if people become so enamored by my presence that they become too shy to call.

Some advice about those who are shy.  Don’t be.  It is very important that you call in tonight.  The phone number is: (347)-945-7487.  There is also a “click to talk” button in the chat room.

I forgot to mention I have a chat room dedicated to my radio show.  The chat room is open starting fifteen minutes before every show.  If you go early, you will get a sneak peak on what makes the radio show so successful.  Topics before the show include, “Which Jonas Brother would you drop on Tehran or Ottawa?”  and, “If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, will the Sierra Club get mad?”

Tonight’s show is all about the voters and what is what on their minds.  So if you are a voter and you have a mind, please join my show this evening at 10:00PM Eastern/ 7:00PM Pacific (11:30 Newfoundland).

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How to Alienate Voters

President Obama Backs the Steelers in the Super Bowl – washingtonpost.com.

One of the first rules of politics when holding a national office is never say who you are rooting for.  President Obama and Vice-President Biden have both made this mistake.  Judging by their actions over the last three months, it is apparent that both these gentlemen hate the state of Arizona.

First, Obama had the audacity to run for president against a senator from Arizona.  Then he takes Arizona’s governor and makes her Homegirl Security, leaving Arizona with someone less popular as its governor.  Now the dynamic duo of Barack Obama and Joe Biden have dissed the Grand Canyon State again by choosing the Steelers against the beloved Cardinals.

These guys better start showing some love to the state of Arizona soon or Arizona might go to the Republicans or to Ahmnodt Heare in 2012.  If Arizona is ready to vote for Ahmnodt Heare, I will make sure the White House gets some “Terrible Towels”.  While they might wave them around this Sunday, they will need the towels to wipe their tears in 2012.

Viva Las Vegas!

It is still dark here.  When I set my travel alarm for 8:30 last night, I forgot to set the clock for Pacific Time.  When the alarm went off at 8:30 Eastern, it was only 5:30AM here.  I don’t want to go too much about the hassle of going through security at the airport yesterday, but I now understand why PETA protests how cattle are treated.

The hard part of today will be going to Wal-Mart to get the dog food before gambling.  I also have to remember that the meetup is at 8PM tonight and that the seniors need help.  There are slot machines in the hotel where I am staying.  There are slot machines everywhere.  Last night I thought I was flushing the urinal when I saw the wheels spinning.  Two lemons and a single bar.  Nothing.

I also have to stay away from the hookers.  Not because of the money, but I might end up becoming preoccupied and miss the meetup.  It wouldn’t look good in the papers if it was found that I missed a meeting in my honor because I was screwing a potential voter.

The one drawback to running for president is that you can’t always have fun while hanging out in Las Vegas.  My only hope is maybe I’ll run into an Elvis impersonator.

Schedule – May 17 and 18

I am trying something different this weekend.  I am staying in Lexington tonight and relaxing with some supporters.  Tomorrow and Sunday, I will travel through Kentucky where the wind takes me.  I will stop in places to talk with people about the issues.  Whether it is a customer in a diner wondering about jobs or a stripper in a dance club wondering where her next fix is going to come from, I will be there to listen.  I will give the best advice I can give and offer encouragement.