A Look at my Platform – Drugs
Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on drugs.
My “Just say, ‘OK, but Just This Once’.” drug policy satisfies the curiosity people often have with drugs, yet offers an out before they get addicted.
The biggest problem with the “War on Drugs” and the “Just say No” campaign is human nature. Teenagers want to show that they can make decisions without help. But when parents tell their children not to do drugs, then the teens will rebel and do drugs. Teens do not want to be talked to like children.
Teenagers are also curious. They like to try things out and make their own evaluation. We can teach abstinence until the cows come home, but the babies will cry nine months from now.
Everybody should try everything once. (Except for scrapple, that stuff is nasty.) They should have to buy the drugs though. They should realize the following:
- Drugs can get you high.
- The high never lasts long.
- The crash lasts longer.
- Getting high isn’t cheap.
- Ahmnodt Heare is a cool guy.
If your child still wants to get high after the first time, shake him or her violently and remind of the dangers of addiction. If that doesn’t work, then take your child hunting and shoot him or her before your child becomes a hopeless loser who preys upon his or her family and friends.
Drug Policy Speech
I will be giving my drug policy speech today in Yoville. The speech will be given in front of the Sky Nightclub at 4:20PM Eastern. All are invited to attend. Bring your own munchies. I will go into my “Just say, ‘OK, but just this once'” drug policy.
Drug Policy
I haven’t fully explain my policy on illicit drugs. It was based on the flaw I found on the “Just Say No” policy founded by Nancy Reagan. The flaw is that they can’t say “No.”
My policy is different because it takes into consideration that people are curious and people want to feel better during tough economic times. This is why I have stuck with my “Just say, ‘O.K. but just this once'” policy. Not only does it allow people to fill their curiosity, but it also allows an out before they get addicted.
I don’t know why the “War on Drugs” issue wasn’t talked about more. Instead of putting drug users into overcrowded prisons, I would make them work for the farms who have lost labor because the help moved back to Mexico.
For Your Listening Pleasure
I am featuring some radio shows I have done over the last couple of months. These shows give a look on where I stand on the issues as well as give an insight into how I look at situations.
I also had a show where I gave advice to my listeners.
If you still have questions about my campaign, you are invited to call in to my next radio show this Saturday Night at 11:00PM EDT.
Radio Show TONIGHT! (Ahmnodt on Drugs)
The show I was supposed to have on Sunday was postponed due to ISP problems. The problems are now fixed (I think) and the show is set for tonight at 10:00PM Eastern / 7:00PM Pacific.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare/2008/06/19/Ahmnodt-on-Drugs
Feel free to listen to the archives of other shows here:
No Radio Show Tonight
There will not be a radio show tonight. The show originally scheduled for tonight will be on Wednesday night at 10:00PM. I will discuss my drug policy and explain why my “Just Say, ‘OK, but just this once’.” drug policy is the best of all worlds. I will also give updates on my campaign and take calls during the show. (347) 945-7487 during show hours only.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Orgies for Abstinence V
Certain events prevented me from planning the last two “Orgies for Abstinence”, which could explain why they went so well. I am back and want this to be the best ever! Official “Orgies for Abstinence” events are held twice a year:
I am a firm believer in abstinence. The government has been saying that the “War on Drugs” has been working and that wars in the Middle East will bring a lasting peace. It is in this spirit that I started the “Orgies for Abstinence” movement. As of right now, there are 45 days until Orgies for Abstinence V.
Historically, I have involved myself with women who have been gung-ho for abstinence. This is even after the alcohol I had given them. They’re not giving in whether I am playing Barry Manilow, Barry White, or Betty White.
You can host your own event as many have in the past. I have had them in hotel rooms in the past, but this year I will host it at my place. If I want to drive a message home, it only makes sense that I drive it to my home as well as other places.
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February 27, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | alcohol, Barry Manilow, Barry White, Betty White, orgies for abstinence, politicians, War on Drugs | 17 Comments