Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Orgies for Abstinence V

The United States have historically fought wars for peace. It must be working because we have been doing it for years. It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.

Certain events prevented me from planning the last two “Orgies for Abstinence”, which could explain why they went so well.  I am back and want this to be the best ever!  Official “Orgies for Abstinence” events are held twice a year:

  • The first Friday after Easter – This assures that all those who had chosen to give up abstinence for Lent to participate.  (April 13 is the Friday after Easter in 2012.)
  • Election Night – This is an activity that allows Americans what it is like to be a politician.

I am a firm believer in abstinence.  The government has been saying that the “War on Drugs” has been working and that wars in the Middle East will bring a lasting peace.  It is in this spirit that I started the “Orgies for Abstinence” movement.  As of right now, there are 45 days until Orgies for Abstinence V.

Historically, I have involved myself with women who have been gung-ho for abstinence.  This is even after the alcohol I had given them.  They’re not giving in whether I am playing Barry Manilow, Barry White, or Betty White.

You can host your own event as many have in the past.  I have had them in hotel rooms in the past, but this year I will host it at my place.  If I want to drive a message home, it only makes sense that I drive it to my home as well as other places.

February 27, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 17 Comments

A Look at my Platform – Drugs

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on drugs.

My “Just say, ‘OK, but Just This Once’.” drug policy satisfies the curiosity people often have with drugs, yet offers an out before they get addicted.

The biggest problem with the “War on Drugs” and the “Just say No” campaign is human nature.  Teenagers want to show that they can make decisions without help.  But when parents tell their children not to do drugs, then the teens will rebel and do drugs.  Teens do not want to be talked to like children.

Teenagers are also curious.  They like to try things out and make their own evaluation.  We can teach abstinence until the cows come home, but the babies will cry nine months from now.

Everybody should try everything once. (Except for scrapple, that stuff is nasty.)  They should have to buy the drugs though.  They should realize the following:

  • Drugs can get you high.
  • The high never lasts long.
  • The crash lasts longer.
  • Getting high isn’t cheap.
  • Ahmnodt Heare is a cool guy.

If your child still wants to get high after the first time, shake him or her violently and remind of the dangers of addiction.  If that doesn’t work, then take your child hunting and shoot him or her before your child becomes a hopeless loser who preys upon his or her family and friends.

May 22, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, Platform, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Drug Policy Speech

I will be giving my drug policy speech today in Yoville.    The speech will be given in front of the Sky Nightclub at 4:20PM Eastern.  All are invited to attend.  Bring your own munchies.  I will go into my “Just say, ‘OK, but just this once'” drug policy.

April 20, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues | , , , , | Comments Off on Drug Policy Speech

Drug Policy

I haven’t fully explain my policy on illicit drugs.  It was based on the flaw I found on the “Just Say No” policy founded by Nancy Reagan.  The flaw is that they can’t say “No.”

My policy is different because it takes into consideration that people are curious and people want to feel better during tough economic times.  This is why I have stuck with my “Just say, ‘O.K. but just this once'” policy.  Not only does it allow people to fill their curiosity, but it also allows an out before they get addicted.

I don’t know why the “War on Drugs” issue wasn’t talked about more.  Instead of putting drug users into overcrowded prisons, I would make them work for the farms who have lost labor because the help moved back to Mexico.

February 20, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, economy, issues, satire | , , , , , | 9 Comments

For Your Listening Pleasure

I am featuring some radio shows I have done over the last couple of months.  These shows give a look on where I stand on the issues as well as give an insight into how I look at situations.

Economy

Energy

Philosophy

Drugs

Hope

I also had a show where I gave advice to my listeners. 

If you still have questions about my campaign, you are invited to call in to my next radio show this Saturday Night at 11:00PM EDT.

 

October 28, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, change, cinemafia, commentary, economy, election, health care, media, Platform, politics, satire, speech | , , , , , , | Comments Off on For Your Listening Pleasure

Radio Show TONIGHT! (Ahmnodt on Drugs)

The show I was supposed to have on Sunday was postponed due to ISP problems.  The problems are now fixed (I think) and the show is set for tonight at 10:00PM Eastern / 7:00PM Pacific.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare/2008/06/19/Ahmnodt-on-Drugs

Feel free to listen to the archives of other shows here:

June 18, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, issues, satire, Uncategorized | , , | Comments Off on Radio Show TONIGHT! (Ahmnodt on Drugs)

No Radio Show Tonight

There will not be a radio show tonight.  The show originally scheduled for tonight will be on Wednesday night at 10:00PM.  I will discuss my drug policy and explain why my “Just Say, ‘OK, but just this once’.” drug policy is the best of all worlds.  I will also give updates on my campaign and take calls during the show.  (347) 945-7487 during show hours only.

June 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, issues, Platform, satire | , , | Comments Off on No Radio Show Tonight

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