Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Campaign Goals for 2010

2008 – 11752 total hits (36.725 hits/day)

2009 – 45062 total hits (123.45 hits/day)

2010 – 151475 total hits (415.00 hits/day) [projected]

Below are my goals for the campaign for 2010.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

  1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
  4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
  7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)


With your continued help and support, “Ahmnodt Heare” will soon be as common a household name as Lysol.  Think of me as the Lysol of bad ideas.  I kill them when presented to me like Lysol kills germs as soon as contact is made.  Tell two friends today about my campaign.  Thank you.


January 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire, scandal, write-in | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Campaign Goals for 2010

Campaign Goals for August

The following are some goals I have set for the campaign for the month of August:

  1. Averaging 150 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 5, plus a poll for President)   A few blog entries from other sites have been deleted.
  3. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  4. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

Notes about the goals:   Goal 1 is difficult, but can be accomplished.  Goal #2 can be accomplished if people don’t delete their websites and blogs after writing about my campaign.  I don’t know if this is a coincidence or if the deletions are being done by my political enemies like the Cinemafia. Goal#3 can be done by having a female uploading a video to YouTube and declaring herself an “Ahmnodt Girl”   I will need your help making #4 possible.  It seems I don’t have the media prowlness required to get myself on television.

I have a lot of work to do to make these goals happen.  This means limiting watching “Wheel of Fortune” to weeks that are “special.”  I will also have to quit watching the “SpongeBob SquarePants” marathons every weekend.

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, media, politics, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments


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