Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Weekend in Review

I am not sure what to make of the last week.  Things did not go as planned, but i was able to give an impromptu speech in front of 200 people at a wedding reception I crashed in Cape May, New Jersey.  The reason why I crashed the wedding reception was because I crashed their wedding.  Rick and Melodi had their wedding on the beach.  I was walking on the beach and saw a bunch of chairs on the beach.  I was getting tired from walking on the beach and wearing a suit that I wore for a couple rallies indoors in air-conditioning.

The weird part about the wedding and reception is that I was able to blend in despite nobody knowing who I am.  (I found out late in the reception that one of the groom’s ushers was a frequent listener to my radio show.   The bride’s aunt once dated my running mate while they were in college in the late 1970s.  Neither the bride or groom had no idea who I was or why I was there.  I felt a bit guilty as I was having a good time, so I gave them a check as a wedding gift and invited them to a barbecue at my place on Labor Day.

I was a gentleman and refrained from discussing politics during the wedding and reception.  I wouldn’t have discussed it at the after-party either except that people were wondering who I was and what I did for a living.  I don’t know if anybody at the wedding will vote for me, but I did get a new client for my business and I will be in Trenton next week working (and campaigning.)

99 days until Election Day.  Tell all of your friends and at least one enemy about Ahmnodt Heare!  copy and paste this link “http://tinyurl.com/ahmnodt” as your status on Facebook and let’s get this ball rolling!

July 30, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, campaign, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Quasi-Hiatus

My schedule has become a lot tighter than I thought it would be.  My business clients all want more elaborate projects as their businesses grow.  I am making more campaign speeches.  I will be giving a speech at the Kickball Hall of Fame dinner tonight in Dover, DE.  I still have my daughter staying with me for another week and a half and I can’t find a camp or anything to bring her to during the day so she is whining about nothing to do while I am working.

My posts will be limited for the rest of this month.  In addition to what I stated above, I will be going away to attend a wedding in two weeks.  There will be no posts from July 25 to 29.  Albee Thayer told me he will be mountain climbing in Florida that week and will be unable to post during my absence.

I will try to take to social media and doing a video podcast this Sunday evening.  If you would like to watch it, leave a time that is best for you to view it, and I will set it up at a time convenient for the most people.  If it’s late, I’ll probably be doing the show in my “Hello Kitty” pajamas.

July 13, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, campaign, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Quasi-Hiatus

Weekend Gone Wrong

It seems I am too good at the “Orgies for Abstinence.”  My only wish is that others were as good at abstaining as I have become.  Although I did get the total benefits of the “Orgies” portion of “Orgies for Abstinence,” I did learn what a cuckold is.

I was able to bring a couple of ladies home with me.  That turned out to be a disaster.  They had fun with me while I was sleeping.  It wasn’t the type of activity I would have enjoyed if I was awake.  This is what I looked like shortly after I woke up yesterday morning to get ready for the wedding:

I do not know how they were able to make my hair that hideous of a shade of blonde or how they were able to shave me while I was sleeping (the beard ended being uneven after they shaved me.)  My beard was uneven and my hair didn’t match my beard’s color.  I did not go to the wedding like I wanted to.  I am still waiting for my neighbor to come over with the hair coloring  so my hair looks more natural.  I am clean shaven for the first time in a long time.

There is a lesson to be learned from this experience.  As soon as I learn it, I will share it with you.

April 11, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Weekend Gone Wrong

Long Weekend Ahead

This is going to be a very busy weekend.  Tonight is “Orgies for Abstinence II”.  It doesn’t start until 9:00PM and won’t end until 3:00 in the morning.  My neighbor (the person who filled in the blog entry the day I was in the hospital) is getting married tomorrow at 10:00AM.  I do not have a date for the wedding as of yet.  I am hoping I can bring one of the ladies I am meeting at the orgy to the wedding.

I am supposed to do something on Sunday, but I forgot.  I wrote it down, but I forgot what I wrote it on.  I think it’s either attending a gay rights rally or fishing with a straight client.

If I get home early enough tomorrow and I can come up with something to write without thinking, then I will have an entry tomorrow.  Otherwise, it won’t be until I come home from the rally or the fishing trip.

It’s time to print up the brochures promoting abstinence for tonight’s orgy.  It’s going to be a good weekend.

April 9, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor | , , , , | 3 Comments

   

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