Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

SOPA and the Cinemafia

Stop Online Piracy Act

Many websites are blacking out today, meaning that websites like Wikipedia cannot be accessed.  Many blogs are not offering their usual content but are showing an image like this and explaining why they take the stand that they do.  I decided to comment because fighting SOPA, PIPA,  (and similar legislation) is why I decided to run for President in the first place.

I saw the actions the Cinemafia were taking during my days as a movie theater manager.  I took action back then to try to make going to the movies more affordable while maintaining a profit for the theater.  (I realized it was important to make a profit because I like getting paid.)  I was soon fired because I took these actions without approval from the Cinemafia.

The Cinemafia is supporting SOPA because many people are smart enough not to pay for the crap they have spewed for the last 10 years.  People are tired of paying more and more for lesser quality entertainment.  America is waking up and SOPA is the sleeping pill the Cinemafia wants you to take.

But their sleeping pill has side effects.  It causes anxiety and sleeplessness because you would soon be extremely limited in what you can post on Facebook, MySpace, Google+, or your blog.  Instead of showing the damage the Cinemafia is causing, I will have to describe it and hope people take my word for it.

Click the photo to find out more information.  The site will tell you how to contact your senators and your congressperson.  Tell them Ahmnodt Heare sent you and that he is on to them!

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January 18, 2012 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, media, politics, satire, Social Networking | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

A Sign The Campaign is Working

I should have noticed this earlier, but when I am mulling over my search results for the blog, I notice that somebody is searching for “Ahmnodt Heare.”  My name is not a common name shared with other people.  There isn’t an Ahmnodt Heare the actor, Ahmnodt Heare the podiatrist, or any Ahmnodt Heare, the 20th century ax-murderer.  my research shows that I am the only Ahmnodt Heare in the world.

What makes today different is that so far, eight people have found this site specifically looking for “Ahmnodt Heare” and not from searching for naked pictures of Nancy Pelosi or for Jeffery Dahmer’s recipes.  (You won’t find those here, and if those search terms brought you to this site, I apologize.)

Three people found the site from using WordPress’s tag search.  Two people found the site by typing, “usa ahmnodt heare.”  Two more found it from typing, “wikipedia ahmnodt heare.”  One person found the site the old fashion way:  Just typing, “Ahmnodt Heare.”

I like to thank everybody for stopping by and reading the blog.  A special thanks goes out for those who have spreading the word about my campaign.

April 5, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Questions About Wikipedia

I went to Wikipedia today to check out some stuff I am researching.  I decided to check for articles about “Ahmnodt Heare”.  I got this message:

Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search for Ahmnodt Heare in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles or spellings.

I clicked “add a request for it” and got this:

This page has a backlog that requires the attention of willing editors.

I am lost.  Anybody familiar with Wikipedia please help me out.

March 7, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, satire | , | 3 Comments

   

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