I Should Have Ran for Congress
This has been a busy week thus far. It’s 8:30PM and I just finished working for the day after starting at 7:00AM all week. This is the first day this week I was able to finish before 10:00PM. I am working more this week because I plan on taking two weeks off for vacation and campaigning starting Friday night.
Two weeks is a lot of time to be away from work, especially when you run your own business. But the time off I will be taking is minuscule compared to what Congress takes off every year. They are currently on a five-week vacation and won’t return to work until after Labor Day. They also get a nice long vacation for Christmas/New Year’s and for Easter. I think they’re trying to take off for Spring Break next year. We can spend a week hangin’ with the homies John Boehner and Harry Reid.
The last time I had five weeks off was between my sophomore and junior years of high school. I worked during my summer vacations after that: First as a paperboy during after my junior year then as a pool boy after my senior year. The pool boy job was interesting as I spent little time cleaning the pool for the Johnson’s when Mr. Johnson was working. I spent more time picking up things around the pool under Mrs. Johnson’s constant supervision. She always looked thirsty, and I told her she should be inside and cool off. but she’d stay outside.
If I somehow lose the presidential election this November (90 days remaining), I might run for Congress in 2014. I’ll make more money and work fewer hours. It will be a win-win situation. The best part is that I can run for President in 2016.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Off to a Bad Start
This working / medical testing / campaigning / vacation trip has gone off to a bad start. I had arrived at my destination and finished unpacking when I realized I had forgotten my phone. (I did remember my charger this time.) I also forgot my calendar of what I was supposed to do while I am here (and when.) I know about the parade tomorrow afternoon, but there is currently a 70% chance of rain and I am not sure if this is a “rain-or-shine” parade or a “Rain Date next Sunday” parade.
I also forgot my food and medication. There is nothing special about my food, but I like to plan meals for days at a time. Portion control plays a key part in my weight maintenance program. I have already gone overboard by eating a large pizza pie and a calzone for lunch. I’ll be heading out for an “All-you-can-eat” buffet for dinner tonight.
The weird thing is I have been watching more news than I normally have. The more news I watch, the less I know what is going on in the political world. The only thing I got from politics this week is that Rick Santorum said that something was “Bull****”. I wasn’t sure what came after the “Bull” because the news networks kept bleeping it out.
With less news watching and more life doing, I should soon regain my pulse on what is happening in the political world. Yay!
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March 31, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | bullshit, calzone, censorship, food, forgetting, medication, news, phone, vacation, working | 4 Comments