So Far, Not So Good
I was hoping my campaigning in Dixville Notch would have paid off, but it seems that it hasn’t. Dixville Notch is the first community in the country to vote and often announce their results around 12:05 AM.
I am also hearing complaints from the deceased in this election. Many are saying that they are not allowed to vote while others found that somebody had voted for Barack Obama on thier behalf.
Attention Early Voters
If you have already cast your vote for somebody besides Ahmnodt Heare, you can still vote for Ahmnodt Heare today. However; there are a few steps you will have to do.
1)Bring a copy of the United States Constitution. Remind them that the Constitution says that only votes that are cast on Election Day legally count.
2)If they will not allow you to vote, grab a provisional ballot and vote “Ahmnodt Heare” as a write-in for President.
If you are still experiencing problems, send me an e-mail and I will fix it as soon as possible.
Robocall
Hi, this is Ahmnodt Heare. You need to know that Barack Obama and John McCain support the Cinemafia. They think it’s OK to charge $10 for a 50 cent cup of soda. Make sure you write-in “Ahmnodt Heare” for President on Election Day. And Remember, Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for you.
Haiku You Do?
Would you please write-in
“Ahmnodt Heare” for President.
Thank you very much.
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Ahmnodt Heare for Prez
Fights the cinemafia
Movie prices drop.
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Fighting Canada:
War from Nine to Five each day
Troops are home each night.
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Vote for Ahmnodt Heare.
Ahmnodt for America.
Ahmnodt Heare for you.
The Best Write-in Candidates – Tetsujin’s Blog
The Best Write-in Candidates – Tetsujin’s Blog
I was going to post this on his (or her) blog as a reply, but the blog is not taking replies.
“I think you wrote this blog before finding out who I am. That’s OK. After checking out my platform, you will want to include me in this list.”
But since the blog is closed to comments, I must also add that Tetsujin did not do his (or her) homework. It is a shame that Tetsujin never knew about my campaign, otherwise I feel I would have been included.
Come on Oregon!
It looks like I will not be getting any delegates from Kentucky. 😦 I am hoping that I can get some from Oregon. It doesn’t matter which party. If you’re in Oregon and you haven’t voted yet, please go vote now and write in “Ahmnodt Heare” in either the Democratic or Republican Primary.
Preserving the Status Quo
North Carolina had early voting today. I am registered to vote as a Republican so I can vote in the primary. I was set to write my name in, but they now have new voting machines. I asked the poll lady how to do a write-in, and she said, there is no “write-in”, only a “none-of-the-above” option.
I can hear it now. Mitt Romney will claim those “none of the above” votes were for him.
With write-ins no longer being allowed, (whatever happened to freedom of speech? HELLO!!!) we are stuck with the posers on the ballot. I will not give up. I will do whatever it takes to make sure write-ins are included and Americans have the write to free speech!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 