Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

So Far, Not So Good

I was hoping my campaigning in Dixville Notch would have paid off, but it seems that it hasn’t.  Dixville Notch is the first community in the country to vote and often announce their results around 12:05 AM.

I am also hearing complaints from the deceased in this election.  Many are saying that they are not allowed to vote while others found that somebody had voted for Barack Obama on thier behalf.

November 4, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, Poll, satire, write-in | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Attention Early Voters

If you have already cast your vote for somebody besides Ahmnodt Heare, you can still vote for Ahmnodt Heare today.  However; there are a few steps you will have to do.

1)Bring a copy of the United States Constitution.  Remind them that the Constitution says that only votes that are cast on Election Day legally count.

2)If they will not allow you to vote, grab a provisional ballot and vote “Ahmnodt Heare” as a write-in for President.

If you are still experiencing problems, send me an e-mail and I will fix it as soon as possible.

November 4, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, politics, Poll, satire, write-in | , , , , | Comments Off on Attention Early Voters

Robocall

Hi, this is Ahmnodt Heare.  You need to know that Barack Obama and John McCain support the Cinemafia.  They think it’s OK to charge $10 for a 50 cent cup of soda.  Make sure you write-in “Ahmnodt Heare” for President on Election Day.  And Remember, Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for you.

October 24, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, Democrats, economy, election, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, Republicans, satire, write-in | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Robocall

Haiku You Do?

Would you please write-in

“Ahmnodt Heare” for President.

Thank you very much.

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Ahmnodt Heare for Prez

Fights the cinemafia

Movie prices drop.

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Fighting Canada:

War from Nine to Five each day

Troops are home each night.

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Vote for Ahmnodt Heare.

Ahmnodt for America.

Ahmnodt Heare for you.

June 20, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election | , , | 1 Comment

The Best Write-in Candidates – Tetsujin’s Blog

The Best Write-in Candidates – Tetsujin’s Blog

I was going to post this on his (or her) blog as a reply, but the blog is not taking replies.

“I think you wrote this blog before finding out who I am.  That’s OK.  After checking out my platform, you will want to include me in this list.”

But since the blog is closed to comments, I must also add that Tetsujin did not do his (or her) homework.  It is a shame that Tetsujin never knew about my campaign, otherwise I feel I would have been included.

June 17, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, satire, Uncategorized, write-in | , , , , | Comments Off on The Best Write-in Candidates – Tetsujin’s Blog

Come on Oregon!

It looks like I will not be getting any delegates from Kentucky. 😦 I am hoping that I can get some from Oregon. It doesn’t matter which party. If you’re in Oregon and you haven’t voted yet, please go vote now and write in “Ahmnodt Heare” in either the Democratic or Republican Primary.

May 20, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, Obama, Republicans | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Come on Oregon!

Preserving the Status Quo

North Carolina had early voting today. I am registered to vote as a Republican so I can vote in the primary. I was set to write my name in, but they now have new voting machines. I asked the poll lady how to do a write-in, and she said, there is no “write-in”, only a “none-of-the-above” option.

I can hear it now. Mitt Romney will claim those “none of the above” votes were for him.

With write-ins no longer being allowed, (whatever happened to freedom of speech? HELLO!!!) we are stuck with the posers on the ballot.  I will not give up.  I will do whatever it takes to make sure write-ins are included and Americans have the write to free speech!

May 1, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, election, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

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