Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Internal Squabbling

I held a meeting this morning with my campaign team.  It was supposed to be brief, but there seems to be friction in what direction the campaign should go.  I finally got to meet my running mate met Albee Thayer today.  Although he is an ass, he would still be a better vice-president than either Joe Biden or Paul Ryan.

The first thing the team squabbled about was how to get additional exposure.  I had suggested that Albee Thayer get his own BlogTalk Radio show, WordPress Blog, and UStream channel.  He preferred to maintain his course of writing letters to newspaper editors why Americans should vote for the Heare/Thayer ticket though none of his letters have yet to be published.

There are some on the team that suggest I start throwing money into the campaign.  I had thought about buying some ads, but Albee reminded me that most of my supporters are voting for me because I have refused to throw money into the campaign.  He said he has spent no money on my campaign but did help get some ads for Noes Toiaqui’s campaign when she ran for President of Mexico.  (The one drawback with those ads was they were in English.)

The last issue was where to hold the Election Night party.  I will be at the Legends Resort partaking in the semi-annual ” Orgies for Abstinence” awareness program.  There are only 50 days until Election Day, meaning it’s only 51 days until the 2016 Election cycle begins.

September 17, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, campaign, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Internal Squabbling

Attack Mode

Now through the month of May, the campaign will be in attack mode.  Below are what I will be doing over the next month:

  • Calling in to talk shows – America needs to hear me.  I had the podcast (it will resume in a few weeks).  Voters need to know that I don’t sound like a robot like Mitt Romney or a rock star like Barack Obama.
  • Writing “Letters-to-the Editor” – I will be writing to prominent newspapers and magazines pleading my case why I should be President of the United States.  Newspapers include the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, the Chicago Tribune, and other newspapers.  Magazines include Time, U.S. News and World Report, Highlights for Children, and other magazines.
  • Comments on political blogs and Facebook pages – This is where I use my “compare and contrast” strategy.  It’s easy to say that “Ahmnodt Rules” or that “Obama and Romney suck”, but that won’t make people think enough to change their minds.  Instead, I compare my health care, jobs, economic, and education plans to other candidates.  I also mention that I am the only candidate tackling the high cost of entertainment.

This is where I need your help:  I will be doing these things, but I am but one person.  The more people mention me, the more the media will notice and the more others will know that there are alternatives to Obama and Romney.

I will like to take a moment to thank the people who have done their part to spread the word:

Yo-Yo-Dyne Propulsion Systems: Reno Division – Rachael has worked tirelessly promoting my campaign and has added a button to my blog on her blog.

Bearman Cartoons – Bearman was kind enough to make the profile picture I currently use on Facebook.

Dummies of the Year – Scholar Mel was kind enough to interview me for his blog.  He has also mentioned my campaign to celebrities that he has interviewed.

Momma’s Money Matters  – Momma was kind enough to give me a “Versatile Blogger Award“.  Her blog is not just about money, but parenting and other life essentials.

I apologize to those I have forgotten.  Those who I have forgotten will get top billing in the “Great American Shout-Out” blog entry I plan on writing on May 7.  Shout-outs will also go to people who show their support by either their blog or by posting a link in the comments section showing the support (Whether it’s on Facebook, a political blog reply (aside from this political blog), or whitehouse.gov.

 

April 26, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, media, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 7 Comments

   

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