Testimonials
Some of the testimonials from my supporters will be posted here.
Dear Mr. Heare,
i just giggle when I say dear mr. heare…lol… I like that you think outside the box. i even bought Alpo for my grandma. She won’t eat it yet, but she’s not making much money and food prices keep going up. i think she’s getting hungry. – Jenna Tailia, Gainesville, FL
Dear Ahmnodt Heare,
I am glad somebody has the same view on education as I do. I am almost 20 years old and I still don’t know how to pass an employment drug screening. And it never occurred to me to learn the importance of safe driving while rolling. – Budd Ganja, Albuquerque, NM
Ahmnodt Heare,
I took my girlfriend to a movie the other night. Two tickets, two cokes, and a large popcorn cost me over $30. I went home after the date and searched for politicians who are speaking out on this. Not only are you the ONLY candidate who mentions it, but you have made it part of your platform. Finally, a presidential candidate who gets it.
Keep up the good fight!
B. Jutheeder
Hollywood, CA
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Future President A. Heare,
Please promise that you won’t pass a fat tax (yes, I said fat, not flat) on the people around here.Since most of the obese people are in federally funded food stamps, wouldn’t it be a better idea to just reduce the amount of stamps that they receive? Then they couldn’t eat as much and would not be fat.
Also, I would like for you to give some thought to naming me as Secretary of something. You don’t have to answer right away. We have a little time yet before we can boot O-He-Can-Walk-On-Water-Bama out of office, anyway.
With kind regards
trailerparkbarbie
Barbie, the only tax I believe in is an income tax. Under my plan, nobody will be taxed more than 100%. (except during war.)
If you want seniors to take you seriously then you have to reword your platform.
Many seniors who live solely on social security can’t afford human food, so they eat dog food. Human food is too expensive to increase the amount to give to seniors to buy human food. Allowing them to buy premium food at a generic price is the best I can do until the economy improves.