Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Testimonials

Some of the testimonials from my supporters will be posted here.

Dear Mr. Heare,

i just giggle when I say dear mr. heare…lol…  I like that you think outside the box.  i even bought Alpo for my grandma.  She won’t eat it yet, but she’s not making much money and food prices keep going up. i think she’s getting hungry. – Jenna Tailia, Gainesville, FL

Dear Ahmnodt Heare,

I am glad somebody has the same view on education as I do.  I am almost 20 years old and I still don’t know how to pass an employment drug screening.  And it never occurred to me to learn the importance of safe driving while rolling. – Budd Ganja, Albuquerque, NM


Ahmnodt Heare,
I took my girlfriend to a movie the other night. Two tickets, two cokes, and a large popcorn cost me over $30. I went home after the date and searched for politicians who are speaking out on this. Not only are you the ONLY candidate who mentions it, but you have made it part of your platform. Finally, a presidential candidate who gets it.
Keep up the good fight!
B. Jutheeder
Hollywood, CA


4 Comments »

  1. Future President A. Heare,
    Please promise that you won’t pass a fat tax (yes, I said fat, not flat) on the people around here.Since most of the obese people are in federally funded food stamps, wouldn’t it be a better idea to just reduce the amount of stamps that they receive? Then they couldn’t eat as much and would not be fat.

    Also, I would like for you to give some thought to naming me as Secretary of something. You don’t have to answer right away. We have a little time yet before we can boot O-He-Can-Walk-On-Water-Bama out of office, anyway.

    With kind regards
    trailerparkbarbie

    Comment by trailerparkbarbie | October 28, 2009 | Reply

  2. Barbie, the only tax I believe in is an income tax. Under my plan, nobody will be taxed more than 100%. (except during war.)

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 29, 2009 | Reply

  3. If you want seniors to take you seriously then you have to reword your platform.

    Comment by hanilol | April 16, 2010 | Reply

  4. Many seniors who live solely on social security can’t afford human food, so they eat dog food. Human food is too expensive to increase the amount to give to seniors to buy human food. Allowing them to buy premium food at a generic price is the best I can do until the economy improves.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 16, 2010 | Reply


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