Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.




Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign.  He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States.  His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.

In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.

The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)

If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.

On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.



  1. What a great idea! I want to run for president too. I can vote for you and you can vote for me

    Comment by susan menchey | February 18, 2008 | Reply

  2. I will try to organize an April 1st money bomb event for you, Heare.

    Comment by Tim Sharpe | March 10, 2008 | Reply

  3. […] offered … susan menchey. Posted February 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm. Permalink. What a great idea! …https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/about/Let Us Have Peace – About MeMy name is susan menchey and I am a citizen of the world. Everyday I try […]

    Pingback by susan menchey | July 9, 2008 | Reply

  4. http://alphainventions.com

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 27, 2008 | Reply

  5. wow. Looks like you won. Great job.


    Comment by pacer521 | November 23, 2008 | Reply

  6. Hi i just wanted to thank you for your comment on my blog post time to tell.
    wow your running for president. Fantastic. Good luck with everything im sure your the right man for the job:)xx

    Comment by clairelouise82 | December 15, 2008 | Reply

  7. I have enjoyed visiting here. Best wishes and Happy New Year

    Comment by Maureen | December 31, 2008 | Reply

  8. What a crafty plan. I like the name, as well – good choice. 😉 I especially like how it sounds in your slogan.

    Comment by Lindsay | January 5, 2009 | Reply

  9. Susan Menchey for president, I always say

    Comment by ummmmheyyyy | February 12, 2009 | Reply

  10. She is a worthy opponent.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 12, 2009 | Reply

  11. Linking you in my blog.

    Great stuff.

    Comment by gryphonscry | February 15, 2009 | Reply

  12. 🙂

    Comment by readnshare | March 6, 2009 | Reply

  13. Thank you for your kind words.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 22, 2009 | Reply

  14. Just found your site and love it! Very well written and entertaining. I’ll be back!

    Comment by Paul Sonderman | March 22, 2009 | Reply

  15. GOOD NEWS!!….I’ve already collected $9.41 and some food stamps/WIC coupons for the prez coffer.
    Yes, I know. You don’t have to tell me what a great worker for the campaign that I have been.You’re welcome!!!!

    Comment by trailerparkbarbie | August 6, 2009 | Reply

  16. Where did my comment go? Are you censoring me? I’ll have to go back around and talk those 11 people that were going to vote for you out of it.

    Comment by trailerparkbarbie | August 6, 2009 | Reply

  17. Boy, I feel stoooopid. I saw the first comment after I posted the second. If you hire me for your campaign manager, you’ll know that I tend to be persistent (even if I’m wrong…although that could be a plus, too).

    I want my blog to look like yours. I’m tech stupid. I’ve been working on it.
    I want background color and lots of extra thingys on the side. Gonna go work on it again.

    Comment by trailerparkbarbie | August 6, 2009 | Reply

  18. Hello again, Mr. Heare. Happy to see that you’re still fighting the good fight. Any new endorsements? Keep up the good work.

    Comment by Paul Sonderman | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  19. AH…it’s been snowing like a mofo here for days and I’m getting cabin fever. However, I have made very good use of my time by practicing writing notes on my hand. Just wanted you to know that I would make a GREAT CAMPAIGN MANAGER!

    Comment by trailerparkbarbie | February 10, 2010 | Reply

  20. I would campaign for you, but I am low in funds. Or else I would have little business cards that have your blog name on front. Maybe some printouts of your focus.

    Comment by hanilol | April 16, 2010 | Reply

  21. Hanilol, don’t worry about spending money. I am running a penniless campaign ran by word-of-mouth and the powerful outreach of the Internet.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 16, 2010 | Reply

  22. Clever name….I’m not here either.


    Comment by trishothinks | April 16, 2010 | Reply

  23. Trisho, it just worked out that way. I am named after the great Bulgarian sculpture, Ahmnodt Fukinov. “Heare” is the last name I inherited from my dad.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 16, 2010 | Reply

  24. […] to another addition of Famous Interviews via Cleverbot.  I had the delight of sitting down with Ahmnodt Heare.  He is sort of running a political campaign, though he compared it to a dead cat.  He enjoys a […]

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  25. hey there Ahmnodt, you seem like a good bloke, better than all the other tits heads that have ever been president. USA need someone like you to slap them down and tell them straight how it is, I am going to support you through my blog (if I may) i will most links on there, just let me know

    Comment by rant4fun | September 1, 2010 | Reply

  26. […] think the real question is whether or not Ahmnodt Heare would bow before the […]

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  27. Are you still looking for a vice president? I am thinking of taking a break from my current gig.

    Comment by Santa Claus | December 20, 2010 | Reply

    • Santa Claus! I already have a running mate, but I have cabinet positions available.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | December 20, 2010 | Reply

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