Headquarters moving to Michigan
The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is moving to Michigan during the week. The campaign feels it can take advantage of John McCain’s campaign leaving the state. Ahmnodt Heare will remind the good people of Michigan that John McCain bailed out of the state when times got tough. He would also make sure people in Michigan don’t forget that Barack Obama didn’t want Michigan to count in the Democratic primary.
While in Michigan, I will organize volunteers in Detroit and Sault Ste. Marie and have them monitor the border crossings making sure Canadian entertainers do not taint our country.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I will also coordinate an effort to get Jennifer Granholm impeached. The crisis in Michigan is the result of having a Canadian run your state.
May she work at a Tim Horton’s making Timbits and poutine for a living.
We in occupied Michigan welcome you, Ahmnodt Heare.
That said, we will hold your feet to the fire to make sure you deliver on your promise to help Lake Michigan’s Humpback Dolphins.
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