Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

How to Run a Campaign #gopdebate

I run my campaign like I will i will govern – as a fiscal conservative.  I have spent no money nor have I raised money for my campaign.  I will carry this thinking to the White House

August 11, 2011 Posted by | debate, economy, humor, Iowa GOP | , | 3 Comments

What an Ahmnodt Heare Presidency Might Look Like

I have found a game that lets you run a country the way you want to.  My country is here.  Check it out daily as I will get to sign new legislation into law every day.

The Republic of Ahmnodt Heare is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 12%. A large private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Woodchip Exports.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ahmnodt Heare’s national animal is the arctic sea monkey, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the Oudda-Heare mynd.

The defense spending will be cut.  Spirituality will increase (mainly the Church of Vanna White)  The CineMafia will cease to exist in my country and only people who are entertaining can be called entertainers.

March 8, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, foreign policy, issues, Platform | , , , | Comments Off on What an Ahmnodt Heare Presidency Might Look Like

Happy Birthday Blog!

Tomorrow will be the one year anniversary of this blog. It started on a cold winter night in New Hampshire.  It was not a good start to the campaign trail.  People were not impressed with my message or with my celebrity endorsements.  The trip home was long and agonizing, compounded by my falling asleep on the bus and ending up in Syracuse.  I got involved in a ruckus at a PETA meeting when I brought fried chicken.  I wasn’t invited to any debates.  The month never got better; in fact, it got worse when Fluffy died.

Instead of giving up, I kept marching on.  I figured if enough people heard my message, I would get supporters,  which would lead to votes.  I caught my first break when a poll showed I was more popular than Jesus Romero de Caballo.  It lead to people writing about me from places besides this blog.

The more I campaigned, the more people came to hear me speak.  People were starting to get excited about my campaign until the incident in Louisville.  The campaign fluttered for months but picked up steam again soon after Election Day.  Three-quarters of you made your first visit after Election Day.  I thank you for being here now.  We have over 3 1/2 years until the 2012 elections.  This will give us plenty of time to get recognition and to win the White House for America.

The links below are the stories which brought the most of us together and are the most popular entries of the last year.  Whether you have been reading for the last year or this is your first visit, I thank you for stopping by and for your support.

More Julian Beever Drawings 1,743
Volunteers Wanted 1,050
How to Bring Traffic to Your Blog 1,021
Strawberry Stroganoff 752
Amazing 3D Sidewalk Art Photos 353
About 221
Platform 194
Endorsements 168
Did God Create the World in Six Days? 138
My Emperors’ Club Experience 107
Hillary Clinton to Run As Independent? 102
What Were You Thinking? 102
Video 100

February 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election | , , , , | Comments Off on Happy Birthday Blog!

If You Are Going to the Daytona 500

If you’re going to the Daytona 500 this weekend, pleas carry an “Ahmnodt Heare for President” sign and show it in front of a TV camera.  The campaign can use the exposure.  In exchange, I will give kudos to you and your favorite driver in Monday’s blog entry.  If you want to help the campaign in other ways, please stop by the table that will be set up outside the track by the North Entrance.

supporters_table

Supporters will run a table like this at Daytona this weekend.

Al always, I thank you for your continued support.

February 10, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on If You Are Going to the Daytona 500

For Those Who Don’t Like My Campaign

You can run against me.  U4Prez is a website where you can run for president.  You don’t have to be a 35-year American with no criminal record to set up a campaign.

I have been on that site for almost two years.  I have had a few people join my campaign from there.

I have to warn you though, you would have fo find a way to beat this.  I am known on that website as “YourFuture”.  Back when the site was started, the maximum name was ten letters.  I couldn’t be “AhmnodtHeare” and I didn’t want to be “Ahmnodt” or “Heare”,  So I decided to be “YourFuture”.

If you decide not to run for president, then at least stop by and give me a “10”.

February 9, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, politics | , , , | 2 Comments

Hitting the Airwaves Sunday Night

Segment Description Keywords Date
Duration
On the Road to the 2012 Elections Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare is already campaigning for 2012. He will share what he has been up to since the 2008 elections.  He will also be discussing one year anniversary of blogging.


election, 2012, satire, politics, Obama 2/15/2009
9:00 PM Eastern
60 Minutes

If you wish to call the show live, you can either call (347)-945-7487 or you can click the “Click to Talk” button in the chat room that will be available while the show is live.  

February 9, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, election, issues, media, politics, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Hitting the Airwaves Sunday Night

My Work Life

I don’t campaign 24 hours a day and 7 days a week.  Like you, I have interests like reading. biking, and nudie bars.  To pay for my campaigns and for my interests, I work.  Today, I launched my latest endeavor.

The perfect balance would be that I get enough work to pay for what I want to do and for my campaign.  But I don’t want so much work that I don’t have time to run for president.  Business was slow today and probably will be tomorrow.

Here is an example of my marketing ability.  945 people have read it since I posted the article two months ago.

February 5, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, economy | , , , | Comments Off on My Work Life

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