Debate Drinking Game
The first debate is on Wednesday, October 3 at 9:00PM Eastern (8 Central, 7 Mountain, 6 Pacific, etc.). I hope you won’t have to drive after the debate tomorrow night. Going to work on Thursday morning might not be a good idea either. Below are guidelines for when to drink when President Obama, Mitt Romney, and Ahmnodt Heare say something.
Have a drink every time Obama says:
- Affordable Health Care Act
- Top 1%
- The 47%
- Failed Republican policies
- Ahmnodt
Have a Drink every time Romney says:
- Obamacare
- Failed Obama policies
- Soft on the Middle East
- Ahmnodt
Have a drink every time Heare says:
- Obromneycare
- Cinemafia
- pedophile
- Canada
- Vermin Supreme
In order to save your liver, if you find yourself drinking because of something that either Obama or Romney said that is not part of the drinking game (There will be a lot of those moments), you can exempt yourself from one of the cues to drink. There might also be a moment or two when the moderator Jim Lehrer will make you want to drink for asking a stupid question.
Enjoy the debate! I will be debating in real time in my new chat room. You do not need an account to sign up and chat and ask me questions Jim Lehrer wouldn’t dare.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Now if only they would let you and other third and fourth parties into the debates!
If only… The only drawback is that I wouldn’t be able to participate in the drinking game if I was on stage debating.
[…] The debate is about to begin and I am getting nervous. It’s not that I am not well prepared for the debate, but a few other issues. One is that there won’t be many people in my chat room to hear my debate answers (http://ahmnodt.chatango.com/) Those who do show up in the chat room will probably also be participating in a debate drinking game. […]