Debate Drinking Game

The first debate is on Wednesday, October 3 at 9:00PM Eastern (8 Central, 7 Mountain, 6 Pacific, etc.).   I hope you won’t have to drive after the debate tomorrow night.  Going to work on Thursday morning might not be a good idea either.  Below are guidelines for when to drink when President Obama, Mitt Romney, and Ahmnodt Heare say something.

Have a drink every time Obama says:

• Affordable Health Care Act
• Top 1%
• The 47%
• Failed Republican policies
• Ahmnodt

Have a Drink every time Romney says:

• Obamacare
• Failed Obama policies
• Soft on the Middle East
• Ahmnodt

Have a drink every time Heare says:

• Obromneycare
• Cinemafia
• pedophile
• Canada
• Vermin Supreme

In order to save your liver, if you find yourself drinking because of something that either Obama or Romney said that is not part of the drinking game (There will be a lot of those moments), you can exempt yourself from one of the cues to drink.  There might also be a moment or two when the moderator Jim Lehrer will make you want to drink for asking a stupid question.

Enjoy the debate!  I will be debating in real time in my new chat room.  You do not need an account to sign up and chat and ask me questions Jim Lehrer wouldn’t dare.

Here They Come!

Brace yourselves, America!  Last night I received a text from my running mate Albee Thayer that there is a superPAC in the works in Texas that plans to run anti-Ahmnodt Heare ads on television and radio in February.  Their original plan was to run an ad during the Super Bowl, but NBC nixed the ad stating they do not run political ads during the Super Bowl.

If you are looking for an internship with a major media company, Then write NBC, tell them that Ahmnodt Heare does not have an embed for his campaign and that you are willing to be that embed.

Tonight will be the last debate (8:00PM EST – CNN) the Republicans will have until February 22.  This is good news for people who have been playing drinking games during debates because their livers will finally have a chance to heal.  I am the only presidential candidate to play drinking games while debating so I am the only candidate who feels the pain.

I still haven’t gotten a microphone for my computer so production for my video and radio ads are on stand-by.  I am hoping to have them both finished this weekend.

What I Learned From Last Night’s Debate

I learned a few things from watching last night’s debate on Fox News.  I am sure the hundreds of others who watched learned a thing or two also.  Below is what I learned from the debate:

• Fox News did not use a bell to signal a candidate that his time has expired.  People might confused it for a bell of liberty and Fox News will have none of that.
• Newt Gingrich can go an entire debate without attacking the media.
• South Carolinians hate the “Golden Rule” but they like the “Golden Shower.”
• Fox News encouraged viewers to tweet followed by #dodge or #answer following a candidate’s answer.  #dodge trended all night.  #answer never trended.
• The issue of the debt and deficit spending was not a big issue.  Mainly because none who support attacking Iran can explain how to pay for it with accumulating additional debt.

I was asked who won last night’s debate.  The answer if anybody watched would be obvious.  The answer is the alcohol industry.  Between the drinking games people play while watching debates and the heavy drinking people do when pondering that either one of these people or Barack Obama could win the election.

Negotiations are currently underway for a special debate that will include me.  I will give more information once things are confirmed.  It is currently scheduled for Saturday January 28 at 6:00PM Eastern on my BlogTalk Radio show.