Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Not of My Doing

I heard a rumor from a media insider that there will be a hit piece on my campaign.  The piece has nothing to do with any of my policies, actions, or criticisms of President Obama and of Congress.  It has to do with a small group of people in southern Oregon near the borders of California and Nevada.  They are transients from all over the northwestern US, British Columbia in Canada, and Liechtenstein.

They refer to themselves affectionately as “Hearebots”.  Critics of the group call them “Hearetards.”  The Hearebots took it upon themselves to live their lives as if I was President and are trying to carry out portions of my platform.  Deep in the otherwise barren wilderness are two acres of apple trees that they planted in the last year,  They have banned Hollywood movies and anything associated with Disney including the watching of ESPN and ABC.  . Below is a video that shows an alternative to the overpriced Hollywood movies.

I had no knowledge of these fine people or of this community until I was informed of this story from Matt Storn, who wishes to remain anonymous.  If his name got out, it could cost him his job.

A trip to southeastern Oregon is in the works.  As soon as I contact these fine people, I will be making a campaign stop.


July 15, 2015 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, health care | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Not of My Doing

Our Worst Enemy

Relax Canada, it’s not you.  While sending Anne Murray and Justin Bieber is an act of war worthy of sending other people’s kids, they are choir children compared to the Cinemafia.  Whle spies like Murray, Bieber, William Shatner, and Celine Dion have caused severe damage to the once great American entertainment industry, their actions are relatively tame.  The evil of the Cinemafia goes beyond ruining entertainment – it ruins lives.

I have mentioned in the past some of the lives affected:  Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus.  (In the case of Miley Cyrus, I predicted her life would take a downward turn before “Party in the USA.”)  It turns out that the Cinemafia is not limited to using young girls as sex objects.  They also crave little boys.  Former child actor Corey Feldman discussed his encounter with the Cinemafia and how they ruined children’s lives.

Since the Cinemafia took over Hollywood, the quality of movies have decreased though the price of going to a movie has increased.  Child actors rake in millions for them only to end up living a train wreck of a life.  Illicit behavior in movies has spilled over into everyday society.

We need to boycott the Cinemafia and everything associated with them.  Don’t go to big Hollywood productions.  Don’t buy movies in stores, don’t do pay-per-view movies from cable, satellite, or internet.  The sooner we starve the monster, the sooner we can save the children and save America.

August 19, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , | 1 Comment


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