Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Not of My Doing

I heard a rumor from a media insider that there will be a hit piece on my campaign.  The piece has nothing to do with any of my policies, actions, or criticisms of President Obama and of Congress.  It has to do with a small group of people in southern Oregon near the borders of California and Nevada.  They are transients from all over the northwestern US, British Columbia in Canada, and Liechtenstein.

They refer to themselves affectionately as “Hearebots”.  Critics of the group call them “Hearetards.”  The Hearebots took it upon themselves to live their lives as if I was President and are trying to carry out portions of my platform.  Deep in the otherwise barren wilderness are two acres of apple trees that they planted in the last year,  They have banned Hollywood movies and anything associated with Disney including the watching of ESPN and ABC.  . Below is a video that shows an alternative to the overpriced Hollywood movies.

I had no knowledge of these fine people or of this community until I was informed of this story from Matt Storn, who wishes to remain anonymous.  If his name got out, it could cost him his job.

A trip to southeastern Oregon is in the works.  As soon as I contact these fine people, I will be making a campaign stop.

July 15, 2015 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, health care | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Not of My Doing

A New Low

The more I unearth the diabolical plans of the Cinemafia, the more disgusted I become.  It started with the high prices of entertainment for subpar movies.  I wish it ended there as that is harmless as compared to the other things I have found out about them over the years:

  • Using underaged girls as sex symbols only to toss them aside once they turn 18 years of age.  These young women often end up living lives that often resemble a train wreck.  Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears. and others were once wholesome young girls who were pimped out by the Cinemafia by looking sexy before they were old enough to look sexy.
  • Having shows that are geared for children and adding sexual overtones.
  • It was recently discovered that children actors were used for sexual favors by casting members.

I have discussed all of this in the past.  While all of these are horrific, I am saddened that it doesn’t end there.  They are no longer satisfied by introducing Hollywood children to their perversions.  Now they are after your children.

"Princess" sippy cup erect for your child.

What was Disney thinking with the straw placement of the princess? I highly doubt it was a wholesome thought.

If you still go to movies or rent them after all of the evidence I have shown, then I am speechless.  Maybe I am just a prude who thinks that girls shouldn’t be subject to my sexual advances until they turn 18.  Personally, I prefer they are at least 21 years of age as alcohol makes it easier for women to be positively receptive to my advances.

I will continue to fight the Cinemafia and expose them for what they are, even if it is a fight I must fight alone.  They are so wrong on so many levels that it’s sad.  While Barack Obama is in Afghanistan and Mitt Romney is around America trying to convince people that he is a fun guy (or is it fungi?), I will fight the fight that must be fought.

Happy May Day from the entire Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign team!

May 1, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, issues, Obama, satire | , , , , | 6 Comments

Homer, Mickey, and Peter

There will be people who will use their vote to “protest.”  Some people will never vote for whomever the Democratic and Republican Parties spew at them.  Most of these people will vote for another party (Libertarian, Green, Reform, Constitution, etc.) or will vote for somebody with no party affiliation.  Some people would rather stay at home.

This is for those “protest” voters who spend hours in line waiting to vote on Election Day only to vote for a fictional character.  This is potentially dangerous.  On the surface, you think you are voting for Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, or Mickey Mouse to run the country.  Don’t get me wrong, I like Homer, Peter, and Mickey.  I trust them more with nuclear weapons than I do with either Barack Obama, Rick Santorum, or Mitt Romney.  The problem becomes who runs the country should one of these characters become President.  (Mickey Mouse and Homer Simpson have had over 2,000 votes for President in the past)  Mickey Mouse is a registered trademark of Disney.  Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin are trademarks owned by Fox Corp.  Both companies are huge supporters of the Cinemafia.

While I am a fictional character as well, I am not owned by a corporation.  Unlike other fictional characters, I have a platform available for all to see.  I will run the country based on my platform via my campaign manager (who is a real person.)

Be careful how you vote.  You could “protest” by voting for someone who is owned by a company who spends millions lobbying to keep things the same, or you can vote for someone who really wants things to be better for all Americans (even if he doesn’t really exist.)

March 5, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Democrats, editorial, election, entertainment, humor, issues, Platform, politics, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Listen to Billy Ray

Before reading the rest of this post, I invite you to read this prediction I made back in October about Miley Cyrus:

Billy Ray Cyrus, once best known as being a country singer, is now best known for being Daddah Montana.  He is the father of “Hannah Montana” star Miley Cyrus.  He recently said in a GQ interview that he regrets allowing Miley to play the role of Disney’s  “Hannah Montana.”  He is also comparing his daughter to Kurt Cobain and Anna Nicole Smith.  The comparison isn’t their talent or their looks but their lifestyle.  He feels that Miley will die young due to drug abuse.

Billy Ray blames Miley’s latest behavior on her “handlers.”  Her handlers are no doubt Cinemafia confidants.  Now that Miley is an adult, they can no longer have their deviant fantasies about her so they are doing everything in their power to ruin her life.

This is why I have been boycotting all entertainment produced by the Cinemafia.  Not only have they ruined American entertainment (“Hanna Montana” wasn’t a good show), but it has ruined the lives of the entertainers who perform in Cinemafia productions.  I am strongly urging you and your loved ones to quit supporting the Cinemafia and their sponsors.

February 16, 2011 Posted by | commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , | 8 Comments

Something is not Right

I have to be careful when talking about Disney.  I don’t want to give the impression that they are the CineMafia.  I don’t want to go after them too often because they did endorse my campaign.  However; it is important to do the right thing as often as possible.  This is especially true when the chances of getting caught are great.
Friday night I was watching television with my daughter Patricia.  I figured the perfect channel to watch with one’s child is a channel that calls itself the “Family Channel”.  At 7:00PM was the show, “That 70’s Show.”  The cable guide said it was rated “TV-14”.  The show contains sexual innuendo and drugs.  This is inappropriate for a six-year old.  I was so angered that ABC/Disney tried to pass “That 70’s Show” as family entertainment that I wrote my senators, my congressman, President Obama, Disney Inc., and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.  Although I cannot prove that the Canadians had anything to do with this, it would not surprise me that they would sneak to this level.  William Shatner mocking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin does not do anything to warm relations between Canada and the United States.
Patricia and I ended up watching my UFC Championships DVD because there wasn’t family oriented programming on the Family Channel.

I have to be careful when talking about Disney.  I don’t want to give the impression that they are the CineMafia.  I don’t want to go after them too often because they did endorse my campaign.  However; it is important to do the right thing as often as possible.  This is especially true when the chances of getting caught are great.

Friday night I was watching television with my daughter Patricia.  I figured the perfect channel to watch with one’s child is a channel that calls itself the “Family Channel”.  At 7:00PM was the show, “That 70’s Show.”  The cable guide said it was rated “TV-14”.  The show contains sexual innuendo and drugs.  This is inappropriate for a six-year old.  “Viewer Discrection is Advised” does not equate to family values.  I was so angered that ABC/Disney tried to pass “That 70’s Show” as family entertainment that I wrote my senators, my congressman, President Obama, Disney Inc., and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.  Although I cannot prove that the Canadians had anything to do with this, it would not surprise me that they would sneak to this level.  William Shatner mocking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin does not do anything to warm relations between Canada and the United States.

Since there wasn’t family oriented programming on the Family Channel, Patricia and I ended up watching my UFC Championships DVD .

August 17, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Canada, commentary, Democrats, editorial, endorsement, humor, media, satire | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Gearing Up To The Next Level

I was saddened to see that Disney was raising the price of admission to their theme parks from $75 to $79.  I should not be shocked though.  Disney also makes movies and has been a major player in the high price of movies.  They were also partially responsible for the high cost of going to a hockey game when they owned the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.  They are now known as the Anaheim Ducks, but their best coaching during their “Mighty Ducks” years was done by Emilio Estevez.

Battling the Cinemafia and the high price of movies is no longer enough.  In the days, weeks, and months ahead, I will be sharing my plan to make all forms of entertainment affordable from movies and concerts to sporting events and IRS audits.

Once entertainment becomes affordable again, America will become affordable again.

August 4, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, editorial, entertainment, humor, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Ahmnodt Heare Endorsed by Disney!

Disney has taken extraordinary steps to show their unbridled support for Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare. I would like to give my gratitude to Disneyland for this tremendous honor.

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January 10, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, politics, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 3 Comments

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